Tuesday 31 December 2013

The Year of 2013

It's the last day of 2013! WOOP WOOP!. So to celebrate the new 365 and 1/4 days I have decided to relive 2013 moments based on social network things. Enjoy. 
Warning: this is probably the longest blog post in history.

To begin we have this:
Yes it begins with a beloved How I Met Your Mother reference. My friends and I became obsessed with laser tag, the first time we went I was brilliant then I sucked at it. I remembered playing with the two random guys and running into one of them a lot. But I seriously cannot remember the "Gang Rape" I definitely remember Pizza Hut. We sat in the circular booths and pretended we were on a triple date, mainly cause for of us were actually in relationships with each other. There was no other way to phrase that apart from sounding like were were in a foursome. We were served by this amazing guy who we wanted to tip but we felt weird talking about him without knowing his name, so I said lets call him Steven. When he came back he said he name was Simon, and I was like WHOA two letters away, and my boyfriend of the time looked at me and said Stemen? It was a great day. 
Then Jessie and I became with a song from an advert, cause the song was by ADAM BUXTON. Got to love that guy. 

I have no idea what is going on here, but I wanted to share! 

Lish's 16th birthday party. I somehow managed to get there an hour late so missed laser tag, but luckily got there in time for Nando's YUM!


Next was a snow day and I was stuck at Jessie's, but I wasn't really complaining, no school and got to spend the day with my friends. We played this weird version of UNO were the cards are these little tiles but all we did was throw them at Jessie. Oh of course I was wearing a monkey onesie the entire time.


This is basically a fun post from my sister's 18th Birthday when she went to the pub and me and my mum went to go pick her up but I was too cosy so I went out dressed like that.

My Boyfriend of the time kept asking me what I wanted for Valentines Day. As you can see by the post I was annoyed by this cause I don't do Valentines Day. It is a stupid celebration. 

These are pics from Giancarlo's Birthday Party. We played on just dance, and it was so funny. Took a video of Connor dancing to Katy Perry's ET and our school enjoyed laughing at him. 

A low point where I had a fall out with a friend, over something awful. I do regret it. I'm Sorry! But it was a big part of my year so I have to include the bad times. I was angry when I wrote this if you can't already guess. I'm not going to get into what happened.


Another post from the same day, but more of a high note. I found out I got to go to my chosen 6th Form and I made a pretty good song. 

A non-uniform day, and I wore a hat that people said made me look like and old time newspaper reporter, so Jessie made a press tag to go in it. We also became friends with this awesome kid called Shaun, who we renamed Mortimer, cause he wore a suit with a bow tie.


Battle of the bands! Basically a little thing my sister put together. Sadly no-one really showed up, but that made it more fun for myself, Jessie, Eddie, and Scott. Moshing to songs by fellow students, stealing some guy's hat, and wondering why a guy on his own won battle of the BANDS.

Only one post of interest from March, and that's this one. In P.E. we'd play table tennis a lot but Jessie and I took it one step too far by just hitting it everywhere and anywhere. On this day Paige and Claire joined in, and it was just a frenzy.


Day before my birthday and I planned to go to see Scary movie 5 with my friends, but half of us didn't have a ID and the guy said he couldn't risk letting us in, in case we were under 15. UGH. Oh well saw Oz the Great and Powerful and loved it. The China girl was so adorable.


We had an Art exam, and my friend George made a Volcano, and I had this little picture of Giancarlo and placed it in there. It was so funny. Seriously it was.


Basically Connor really pissed me off because of an inappropriate comment he made to me in Biology, and we had a debate about it in English cause everyone disagreed with him and wanted to voice their opinion as well. I'm not saying he couldn't have his opinion, but it was personal to me and he tried to justify himself knowing it would make me more upset, so I was like know where the line is! 



Have no idea why we were in the city, but we stopped by Claire's Accessories (Nope not my friend Claire's however she should work there) and found these glasses and hats, so put them on a took a selfie.


Have no idea where this came from, why he said it, or what the context was but you just have to know.

Paige's 16th Birthday and we went to the park after a MacDonald's which was an amazing day, then to keep it going there was a sleepover that weekend, where we had a massive balloon fight, ate sweets, watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show, catch a rabbit from under a shed (I badly scratched my arm cause of this) then threw sweets at Lish and Claire as they slept. Brilliant Time!

George asked me if I could sleep with anyone in our friend group who would it be, so obviously I said this.


Again have no idea what happened but it was funny.


So there was a party, and in the morning James for some unknown reason got out his balls. I
kept facing the other direction, but Scott was unsuspecting that they were out so saw them, and they both said that James had put them away so Giancarlo turned back round and was traumatised saying and I quote "it was hairless". Luckily I had the smarts to continue to face the wall.

This is my Tweet from before I went to go see Star Trek into Darkness on my first official date with my boyfriend of the time. It was such  good film, even though I wanted the bad guy to win. IT WAS SHERLOCK GUYS! How could you not want him to win.


A park near Jessie house had a water feature, so her, Efah and I went and had a picnic, and we went in the water feature without a spare change of clothes so spent the entire walk back to hers wet. But on the way we stopped at another park, and got really dizzy on this thingymabob.


As an art project Jass and I went to NUA to see the art exhibition ran into Efah and made a day of it. Saw some fantastic artwork that was just beautiful.


Pictures from Prom which was the night before. It was good even though the awards were fixed, and it wasn't actually that interesting. The best parts was the journey there when we had Bohemian Rhapsody on full blast and everybody stared at us as we sang at the top of lungs and head banged. Then after when we went to Jessie's and had a 3 day drinking session.


This year Jessie came on holiday with our family, it was so good, even though I missed my sister, and my cat. But we went Water Walking and Peddloing? Fell in love with Shakes, and had tea every single day. Then on the last day as you can see Jess had a nose bleed and I took pictures of her. SHE HAD TISSUES! Her blood on said tissue looked like a face.

Efah treated me and Jessie to go see Kick-Ass 2. It was so amazing and I recommend you watch it if you haven't. 

For Amy's Birthday we went to the park, and had a picnic. It was lovely, even though there were so many cupcakes! We played a really obscure game of rounders, and sat around talking and listening to music. We also played a game to see how far someone could through the cricket bat (yes we played rounders with a cricket bat, problem?)


Got GSCE results. I got 1 A*, 1 B, 1 C, and the rest A's.


A rumour went round that me and my friend George were going out, it was so funny.


This is about my ex-boyfriend Scott. I wasn't saying he was a dick cause he dumped me, it was stuff he said after.

Pics from a day I went to the park with some friends, mainly so I could see Paige. Then went to an infamous Eddie party. The bigger picture is of the snuggle club we formed. It was an amazing night. Apparently the only thing to happen in September.


Helped out at the open Evening for our school. I was cheif ambassador, and all I did was wonder around with Giancarlo and Claire. This was when the name Clive was born :') Also befriended a family.

Started taking funny pictures of my friends as we started 6th form.


The Late Bus Gang was born. Clive Aims and Beryll Will Rule the Roads. Especially the bumpy one where Amy makes funny noises.

I became friends with Maddy
Clark. The way we are now it is like we have been friends for years. She is already my husband and our child is Clive.


Pictures from the sponsored walk, where I got not sponsors cause I forgot. I spent most of the time with Claire, Amy, Lish and Connor, we sang motivational songs such as we are the Champions! Wore a sexy Eeyore onesie. Got called drunk and awesome.

Me Aims and Paige wanted to go see Turbo, but it was sold out, as well as all our back up plans. So we went to go meet up with Claire and hang out. We threw leaves on Amy, and went inside the Tardis. Pretty good day.

Basically I have kind of mentioned this before. But there was a party the previous night and I used Twitter to express my feelings of the events which occurred.


What happened was I spilt water on myself and I couldn't reach the dryer so Jessie being the wonderful friend she is held me up. These were pictures we took as a re-enactment.


It is what the picture says.




In psychology Claire and I spoke about Hoodies and how you either get an awkward third boob bunch or an awkward penis, we both said we prefer the awkward penis.

Jessie found a remix of a song from Lazy town and I got the quote in my head.

What happened was some Twat took a pic of me and Claire hugging and tweeted about it calling us Lesbians then deleted it. I would have at least liked to have seen it and commented on it before hand.


THE START OF MY BLOG AWW! It began with me finding a twee from lish saying she updated her blog, so I read hers and others I found then sneakily started my own.

You may know some of the stuff from know if you have read my previous post, so I'm going to brief them.

Pretty much all that the picture says. There is a full blog post on the day called The Needed Distraction.



Went to see MSI live and it was brilliant. Blogpost: Night of Amazingess


Mum thought I was in the car and ran over my foot. it hurt for a bit but I was fine.

Went to the city with my friends. Blogpost: Socialising in the Wild.

So if you read my blog The Betrayal from only yesterday you should know what this
twitter post is referring to, as I have said it was a fun day ice skating.

Not all events are mentioned cause they were either: Not interesting enough, Not remembered, or not a post on my Facebook or Twitter. 

Wow that was some year. Hopefully 2014 has some amazing events to follow. Lucky for you they will all be blogged about! If you read through this all well done. I tried making it shorter but then I'd have to take out some of the good stuff.

See you in the 'morrow!