The Betrayal

As you may know from my blog on Friday, I have been wanting to ice skating. Well today I went...Kind of. Basically I was invited to go with Emma's second group of friends, which was nice and I knew all of them, but they weren't really my people.As a result of this I took Jessie with me and she brought her friend Tom. 

To start off the day was really wet and windy, so I needed a hat. But I

couldn't find Kevin anywhere, so I wore my sister's Jack Skellington hat. It was really cool, but as you can see I missed Kevin. (Ugh I look terrible). I felt like I was betraying him somehow. Then I got off the bus and met Jessie and Tom in Clinton's for I had to buy my dad a birthday card, and I saw the cutest little tea pot that had macaroons on it, we saw Maddy and her boyfriend just walking around, so we spoke to them for a bit which was nice. Then we spotted these people who were just fabulously dressed, with hats I wanted and crazy coloured clothes so we stalked them and went to Blott. I got two new rubbers. A froggywoggy and an adorable green hedgehog. 

After this we went to meet the others, where another Tom told us he was going to push someone over if I gave him £5 so I agreed but wanted to film it so stood at the side for 15 minutes waiting. Jessie and I did go to Burger King and got served by Aims which was nice, and we ordered some drinks. I hope she blogs about us giving us a fun nickname. Anyway, Tom was too afraid to even go into the middle of the ice rink, so I said if I got on would he and I tried to go on and the guy was like you can't go on until 5 (it was about 4:15 at this point) so I was like fuck that and continued to stand at the side annoying people every time they passed. Jessie and Tom got bored and left, but I was like "I have to wait half hour for a bus so I'll just stay" and I just kind of joined a new friend group for the day. I had a great time, which makes me feel bad cause I kind of betrayed my friends, not saying I preferred my time with them, it was just a nice change. 

So we went to Pizza Hut and I again ordered no pizza, I had some wedges, and they were good. We kept switching seats which annoyed our waiter and Emma and I started fangirlling over Sherlock.  After this we left and walked to a bus stop, well some of the way we were skipping, and Tom was telling me that the bus will be there and I was pretty sure it wouldn't for the last was was 10 minutes previous to the conversation. I was right! 

Emma's mum agreed to take us home for she had one of those 6 seated cars, but we had to go get picked up at the Vue, so obviously I ran across the road almost getting hit by a bus to get there. And we just sat on a wall waiting for Em's mum. We had some great conversations though, like how Tom was in the middle of two girls and I was like, what is the girl behind him doing? Cause think about it, what would she do?  There was also some confusion cause I gave Tom some money for attempting to push someone over and every time we mentioned it, it sounded like I paid him for sex, and it just got awkward. 

So Emma's mum arrived and one by one took us home. It was a good day. 

See you in the 'morrow!

The Fault in Our Stars

Recently I have been reading The Fault in our Stars by John Green, and I have finished, so I thought for a change I shall write a review. I'm terrible at writing about my opinions of things like this in enough detail to make it readable, but here goes.

So my sister suggested I read this book, and she said it was amazing, and she is not one to find many things amazing so I thought I would give it a read, for I was waiting for the last book in a collection I was reading. It took me three attempts to read it because at first I just couldn't get into the story, I have no idea why at first it just didn't really interest me as a book, I thought it was a bit, not slow, just a bit too I don't know the word. See I told you I was bad at this. 

But pure boredom took over and I decided to read more, and I couldn't put the book down at first, I read half the book in like 2 hours, and it was good. I didn't think it was brilliant like people were telling me, and the fact the main guy character was called Augustus really bugged me, it made me feel like any minute we were going to head over to a chocolate factory and see Willy Wonka. 

That, however, did not distract me too much from the storyline. The whole idea of the realism of cancer patients was just beautiful, cause it made you understand fully what people go threw and opens your eyes to the world. It made me feel bad for those who suffer from conditions like those in this book, and made me grateful that the people I know are healthy. Well not everyone I know but I'm not going to get into that. 

The book itself was well written and after the beginning I was hooked, some of the events were predictable and some just out of the blue, which I feel makes a good book, cause you want to feel included enough that you can see what is going to happen, but not so much it spoils it for you. I suggest if you are into beautiful (really the only way to describe it) books that are real and a slight bit depressing, then read it. And read it before the film comes out cause I think you will be more absorbed in the world when it's in writing. 

I can tell you this is a good book because it shamefully made me cry a little bit, and I have only ever cried at one other book, and that is when I was eleven and the book was about this girls older sister dying and I was all, what if that was my sister...Luckily it wasn't a full on snotty nose, puffy face experience, but there were a few tears cause just the way it was put together just made me feel like I was part of the book. 

So if you have free time, do read this book. But only if you think it is your cup of tea. Speaking of tea I'm quite thirsty, so I guess all that is left to say is...See you in the 'morrow!

Indulging in a Fictional World

Well today has been a hoot and a half. She says super sarcastically. All I did was sleep, eat and watch Big Fat Quiz of the Year (which was hilarious as always) then watched some MangaMinx on the tube of you. But as you might of guessed this really doesn't make a good read so I guess I'm going to have to think of something...Ugh thinking, such a chore! 

Today I guess I am going to talk about something that happens to me a lot. This being indulging myself in a fictional world. 

So basically whenever I am bored or hating my life I get obsessed with the lives of others, or just something I cannot be apart of. Usually this is dreamland. For example I had this really good dream when I was going through a rough time so I would ever sleep more trying to be apart of that dream or just day dream a lot to make it seem more real. It's sad I know but it made me feel a lot better, until I realised it was all pretend. 

After this I guess it is youtube land. Again when I am bored or down I just watch a ton of youtube and long to be part of that world. Sometimes I just watch videos non-stop, for example last night I stayed up until four in the morning watching Smosh Games' Game Bang, I loved them, and then formed this really creepy obsession with one of the guys in it. I've done this before when I first found PewDiePie, I would watch a ton of his vids non stop and formed a crazy obsession with him, moved on to Anthony from Smosh, Cryaotic, Yamimash, Dan from danisnotonfire, Phil from AmazingPhil, then back to Dan, a bit of Yami, Ohmwrecker, and now Sohinki from Smosh Games. It gets ridiculous. 

Then it has to be game land. I got really obsessed with the world of Animal Crossing I started going on Youtube to look at clips from it and found a movie, which I watched it immediately and have watched it about 6 times since. Then the Sims, I would play it non-stop making up stories that were way better than reality. 

Only for a bit I was indulged in book land. Specifically the Morganville vampire series. I had read 10 of the books and were waiting for the next ones my mum ordered and couldn't wait so google searched it and looked up everything I could, becoming obsessed with videos people made about who could play the characters in a Tv Series (Some I completely disagreed with) and reading extras on the website, and fangirlling about how they are going to make a webisode. Now I have read 14/15 books and am going to start the last one once I have finished The Fault in our Stars, cause I can't read more than one book at a time. But yeah I got pretty into the book.

This all makes me sound super sad, and possibly the start of me becoming a crazy cat lady. I do love cats though. They are so cute and cuddly and I just love snuggling up with my Sebba cause he is so fluffy and soft and...I'm getting carried away. But I can't help getting obsessed, it's just what I do, so I guess it makes my life a little more interesting. No it really doesn't. Oh Well.

See you in the 'morrow!

The Inconvenience

It was all planned. For the past month I have been wanting to go ice skating at the mall with my friends. To the last detail I thought about what we are going to do, times, place, travel etc...But there was one fucked up thing that ruined everything. I was ill.  I was getting ready to be picked up by Emma so we could got meet everybody at the Chapelfield second floor entrance by the church, so when we were there I could go in Blott and get a free rubber, then we'd head down to shake and I'd get an M&M milkshake and walk around drinking it until it got dark when we would go ice skating and have a wonderful time. Then out of the blue (see what I did there ;) ) I was sick. Do not worry I will not go into detail. I have no idea why and every time I stood up I felt like I was going to be sick again so mum sent me to bed and I took a two hour nap. When I woke up I was fine! It was like screw you too. So now I have missed out on an event I organised, and loads of fun and memories for UGH. I hate this! I'm going to try and organise another trip next week but I doubt people will go, so I'm just going to cry. 

Sorry this was short but I was going to talk about all the fun I meant to have, but since I couldn't go I can't. I hope you all had a good day, I hope my friends had a good time. And I guess I'll see you in the 'morrow!

Boxing Day

So Christmas Day is over, all the gifts handed out, and all the shows watched. But the spirit has not ended. Well for my sister it has for she has to return to work. That is why I spent the day with my Jassums, her mum, Efah and Momo! It was like Christmas but with the extended family. Even  though nothing Christmassy was involved. It didn't even feel like the Christmas season just felt like the odd day. Wore my penguin onesie all day and played My Little Pony on Jessie tablet.

I hope you all got the gifts you wanted, I did!  And I hope you had a magical day. But why is today called Boxing Day? I mean are we supposed to box each other? That's not very Christmassy. Eddie suggested it's cause we spend most of the day in our boxers, but I don't wear boxers, for I am a lady. Does anyone know? If so would you care to share (Ha rhyme).

Well this cheer is over for another year (ha another rhyme) but it shouldn't be, people shouldn't change their ways just for Christmas, they should always give a little, despite it being the time of year where "Christ was born" I use air quote marks, because it is most likely he wasn't born on that day, I'm not saying he was never born, cause I don't know that for sure. Off topic but my point still stands. The Cheer should be constant. 

I guess the next thing to really look forward to is 2014. Wow this year has gone fast. So many good things happened this year. And so many bad things. Hopefully Next Year will be just as Mad and a Little Bit Weird. 

See you in the 'morrow!

It's CHRISTMAS!

So here it is, Christmas Day. Finally. I have been wanting Christmas to come so I can spend some time with my family, cause to me that's what Christmas is about. 

There were many presents for me under the tree (mainly because my mum was like wrap things up individually so it looks like she has more) I got some wonderful stuff. I got an adventure time poster, a penguin onesie, a bunch of snail garden ornaments which are not going in the garden, I got the Kick-Ass boxset, This is Jinsy on DVD, The Hunger Games books, some family guy stuff, the last morganville vampire book, an adventure time reversible Finn and Jake bag, and I got two awesome t-shirts. One of Jack Skellington and the other MORIARTY! Oh and of course I got sweets and chocolate. THANK YOU Mum Dad and Halla.

So no it is time for food and as always I only participate by peeling potatoes. Now my hands smell like potatoes. Currently I am waiting to eat said delicious food, blogging and looking out the window thinking it looks like summer. Seriously there are no clouds! Just once I would like it to snow on  Christmas. 

Later on I am going to go to my Nanny's cause Hal is working tomorrow so we cannot go then :/ and most probably get more presents. Oh and I get mini cheese and onion rolls! We will most likely watch one of the Christmas specials. I am really looking forward to Doctor Who. After that I am going to Jessie's so that I can spend tomorrow with her and some friends. 
Just remember, Christmas isn't all about the presents so if you didn't get exactly what you wanted don't throw a Hissy Fit, cause a lot of love probably went into that gift, and you should be grateful you got something, cause some people out there might not have got anything. If I had the money I would donate to charities that provide those who cannot afford presents, with something nice, cause they will probably cherish more than most. 

Anywho... I wish you all a very merry Christmas, and hope you all got something good, and gave someone something that made them smile :D Eat lots of food, and watch some amazing Christmas TV. And if you do not celebrate Christmas, or celebrate another Holiday, have a great day. 

See you in the 'morrow! 

The Eve of Christmas

It is the Eve of Christmas, tonight Santa shall climb down the chimney and provide us with our desired gift. Or in my case use his special key to open the door cause we do not have a chimney. I just want to clear one thing up about Mr Claus, he does not deliver all the presents around the world in one night. There are time zones people! He does it all in a 24 hour session, which sounds less spectacular, but is still pretty amazing. Elli, Santa isn't real. Yes he is, SHUT UP! 

So today I spent the day with my grandparents. We as a tradition opened the gifts from each other a day early, cause we like to see the reactions to what we got them. And because we would rather have multiple days for gift giving than just one. Oh and of course having Fish & Chips, for it isn't Christmas Eve without fish and chips, of course I don't have fish cause I'm a veggie, but I had pineapple fritters which were to die for. We watched Toy Story 2 and my nannie kept asking me if Jessie was Woody's girlfriend, SERIOUSLY Nannie don't you know anything! As gifts I got a nice body spray collection, a pretty umbrella, a make up set (maybe I should start wearing make-up) and £50. So I was pleased, and everyone seemed please. So a good Xmas Eve for us.

Then when we got home I was incredibly tired so just went to bed. But that doesn't mean I fell asleep, I'm still watching Finding Nemo whilst eating a terry's chocolate orange. After that I'm going to watch me some Nightmare Before Christmas, as it makes logical sense, followed by The IT Crowd marathon. 

Umm...Not really a lot to blog about cause it was pretty much just spending time with the family. So I guess all that is left to say is, have a good Christmas Eve! Or just plain December 24th. And well done to me for still posting everyday even though it is probably the busiest time of year!

See you in the 'morrow! Yes Santa I am talking to you!

The Would You Rather of Christmas

It is the Eve of Christmas Eve, and that can only mean one thing. CHRISTMAS WOULD YOU RATHER. So I found this thing on the tinterweb of a Christmas themed would you rather and thought that looked fun. But in fairness I have nothing else to blog about. So here goes:

Would you rather have to loudly sing the chorus of Jingle Bells every time you walk into a room for a week or have to wear a Santa suit to school for a week?
Sing Jingle Bells, cause one it will annoy people, and two not many people are in the rooms I go into.

Would you rather make presents for your family or make ornaments for your Christmas tree?
Both seem fun, but I'd rather make the ornaments cause then if they look bad it would be better than giving my family crap looking gifts.

Would you rather not celebrate Christmas this year, or not celebrate you birthday?
Umm probably not celebrate my birthday cause at Christmas everyone gets gifts and not just me.

Would you rather have Frosty the Snowman as a friends or Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Frosty, cause from the film Jack Frost he would seem so much more fun.

Would you rather have mistletoe hanging in you bedroom doorway or a large decorated Christmas tree? 
Probably the mistletoe cause no-one comes near my bedroom anyway.

Would you rather have a Christmas tree tinsel for hair or have fingernails that light up like Christmas lights?
Lit up fingernails, cause they would look awesome.

Would you rather be at home and get lots of presents or be at Disney land and get no presents?
DISNEYLAND. There is no question.

Would you rather live in a giant gingerbread house or ride on the polar express?
I'd live in a fucking Gingerbread house.

Would you rather have a nose that glows red like Rudolf or have pointy elf ears?
Pointy Elf ears. A glowing nose would distract from my adorable freckles.

Would you rather be given £100 to buy gifts for yourself or £1000 to buy gifts for others?
Definitely the gifts for others, cause I'd rather put a smile on their beautiful faces.

Would you rather be one of Santa's Elves or be one of Santa's Reindeer?
Well I'm small so I guess Elf, but I don't think my tiny hands will be of much use.

So that's all for the festive would you rather. Hope you liked it.

See you in the 'morrow!

Bullying

So today I am going to talk about something that is extremely personal, but not like 'EEW why did we need to know that? Too much information' personal, just something I don't like talking about much.

Bullying

I have been bullied in the past, but compared to some people it was practically nothing. I can't really remember the things people have said to me but I remember not wanting to go to school, and forcing myself to be sick so that my mum would let me stay home. Now I don't get bullied, mainly because I think people grow out of it. But I have also decided not to care about what people think of me, so if they say something hurtful to me, I just don't care. Sometimes I even join in the joke. For example someone said that I was a Twat, so I responded with "Yay my life's goal is complete!" 

I guess that, that can be used as advice. However, some people are probably facing worse cases of bullying so ignoring it is impossible. Or they are the kind of people that just can't ignore something so easily. Which is fine. So if you can't ignore it, talk to someone. Anyone, a friend, a member of your family, a teacher, a neighbour, or even a stranger. Don't talk to strangers. Cause there is always someone who will listen. Like me. You could email me, or facebook me, or say on ask.fm where it is anonymous. You could even talk in person if you know who I am. If you would like to talk here are my contacts 1773snails@gmail.com and go on ask.fm and look for Elsley Miffin (same with Twitter). 

Now I'm not very comfortable to say this, but I have bullied people in the past. I say people it was one person, and it is the only thing in my life I regret and wish I could change. When I was younger I was easily influenced by people. I was obsessed with fitting in, and was desperate for people to like me. That's no excuse but it's what happened. I had these 3 friends at the start of first school and they were great, but one of them made me feel like I had to work to be her friend. But then one of them introduced me to Claire. I loved Claire at first, she made me feel like I could be myself. We were the best of friends and she would tell me about how she loved this show 'Charmed' and we would just be weird together. It was great until sometime during Middle School, where the girl from earlier got more and more popular and I for some reason still wanted her approval. She would make fun of me and Claire for being weird and I stupidly gave it up and left Claire. One thing led to another and I ended up being mean to Claire just to keep being friends to impress this other girl. That guys was not cool. It turns out she still didn't care for me so I made new friends, scared that Claire wouldn't forgive me. Luckily these new guys still let me be weird, and I wasn't mean to Claire. We became friends again at the end middle school, which was great, and we headed over to high school where we were thrilled to be in the same Tutor group.

However the tale doesn't end there. I can't remember the exact reasons but me and Claire had this on and off friendship, which was pretty much always my fault. During one of the off periods this girl started a rumour about Claire, and cause I didn't like her at the time I helped spread it. I hate thinking about that moment, seriously the lowest point of my life. I remember Claire being so mad at me and I hated myself, but compared to how she probably felt, I wasn't important. I think after this she did become my friend again, but as before I was the biggest idiot ever and ended over the most stupid reason ever. Basically I found out my granddad had a genetic disease and was worried that I might have it, I told Claire and she laughed, looking back it was probably cause she thought it was unlikely I would and wanted me to feel better, but stupid younger me didn't take it the same way. Being angry at her (for no good reason) I wanted to "punish" her by making her life miserable, so I tried stealing her new friends from her, we got into so many arguments which I hated, cause I think deep down I still wanted to be her friend. After that though, I moved on and found new friends and we didn't speak for another year or so, when she started becoming friends with mine. I said it was hypocritical cause she got upset about me befriending hers, and I was trying to get my friends not to like her by telling them what she did in an over exaggerated way, but they stayed friends with her, and I tolerated it. 

After a while I would start talking to her casually cause if not it was awkward. Then we talk a bit more. Luckily when we started 6th form we had psychology together, and we were really the only people we knew. And we instantly became best friends again. I seriously could not be happier, she is my Clive, as you know. I haven't really apologised for what I did, cause I think it's best if we don't relive it. So writing this blog is so I could get it off my chest and so she knows how sorry I am. Clive, I love you to pieces, and if I had a time machine I would go back and slap myself round the face and tell myself to get a grip, so we would have never stopped being friends. But I don't so for now I hope you forgive me. Since then we have only had one down which I got over cause I have changed for the better. Hopefully nothing bad will happen in future and we will stay good friends forever. 

Wow this went from a post about Bullying to a post about Claire and I. But what I am saying is, being mean to someone cause they are different is not good, they cannot help who they are, also abandoning a friend for your own gain is never worth it, looking back I would rather get bullied with her then bully her, cause then we'd have each other. In fact in a perfect world I'd rather nobody got bullied, but the world isn't perfect. The final point is that from mine and Claire's experiences people will forgive and forget. 

Main advice: Stick up for others even if they don't ask for it. So if you see someone being bullied step up, cause the worst part is facing something alone. 

Sorry about the downer but all this really needed to be said. Talking helps everything.

See you in the 'morrow!

15 pieces of Stupidity

Ugh, nothing to write about AGAIN. So steal stuff from friends time...dodododo...Ok So a while ago Lish (she is my go to for blog content ideas) did a 15 questions tag so why not? Cause it's stupid...Oh well a bit of stupidity can't do me no harm. (Whoever made this tag, I am not saying you are stupid, or this tag, I'm just saying me doing tags is cause my answers are just stupid, so yeah) Enjoy learning a little bit more about who you call Mad and a Little Bit Weird. 

1. What's a nickname only your family calls you?
ElsBells, Ewa, Nicola, Hariette, Hollie, Becky. Basically the names of every other member of my family.
2. What's a weird habit of yours?
Umm... all of my habits are weird. But if I had to chose one it is organising a pack of Smarties, Skittles or M&M's into coloured categories.
3. Do you have any weird phobias?
All my phobias are perfectly rational. Ok Needles.
4. What's a song you secretly LOVE to blast && belt out when you're alone?
Counting Stars- One Republic
5. What's one of your biggest pet peeves?
Text Talk
6. What's one of your nervous habits?
I kind of jab my thumbnails into my fingers.
7. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Well I have a single bed so it is hard to judge. But I'd say right? No left? Wait how are we looking at this?
8. What was your first stuffed animal && it's name?
umm this teddy bear called Coco.
9. What's the drink you ALWAYS order at Starbucks?
pff who needs Starbucks.
10. What's the beauty rule you preach.. but never ACTUALLY practice?
Umm. Never stab you eye with eyeliner.
11. Which way do you face in the shower?
Towards the window to check for peepers. (Like Clive)
12. Do you have any 'weird' body 'skills'?
well...;)
13. What's your favourite 'comfort food'/food that's 'bad' but you love to eat it any ways?
m&m's
14. What's a phrase or exclamation you always say?
ARg
15. Time to sleep- what are you ACTUALLY wearing?
A random pyjama shirt and bottoms.

Wow. Thrilling stuff. Hopefully when the creepy teletubbies baby sun greets us again there will be more interesting shizzle (yes it's back).

See you in the 'morrow!

Day of Specialness

Today is special for two reasons: the first being it was the last day of term. YAY. No more school for two weeks. The other is that I am one month old! Well done me for actually posting everyday for 31 days. It was worth it cause now I have 743 page-views, which is like 23 views per day. AMAZED! I mean page-views doesn't guarantee you have read the blog posts, but still. 743!

So onto the events of my actual day. It begins with sitting in the common room, with Hal and Clark, when Jan walks in and asks how to work a CD player. It turns out she forgot to press play. Then we watched her dance. Then ate some magic stars y friends gave me. 

Had double psychology with Momo, Clive and Clark, where we did this quiz and Clive and Clark abandoned me, but I didn't care cause I had Megan and we did well. Then we watched a Derren Brown video about guilt. Which was pretty adorable and funny. I liked how every single girl in the room awwed when the guy cried cause he thought he murdered someone and the guys were like, I don't care. And we got a fuck load of sweets and chocolate.

Then we had an extended break, where free food was given out, and Clive gave me her doughnut,but she had two burgers it was fine. Then pretty much we all just had a sing song. Me and Clive swaying to Fairytale of New York.

Next up media, where Jass and I worked on our Christmas pieces trying to figure out how to edit the audio. We figured it out after 15 minutes. Then I, being kind, gave people some malteasers. It was a good lesson even though we did work.

After this was the christmas assembly where the "reflection" almost sent me to sleep on Jassums shoulder, and THEY CHANGED THE XMAS SONG. We were outraged. But me and Jass still sang, in monotone, so festive. Then I got bored so started singing it in different accents. 

My memory after this failed me, I promised Jessie the other day I would go over to hers at the end of the day cause we had a half day. But this morning I told Clive I would get the bus with her, then in Media I still agreed to go with Jass. I also stole Clive's Santa hat. So after the assembly I tried looking for her to give her the hat back, then got distracted and left. I felt awful :/ But at Jassums I had fun. I was with Momo and Connor as well and we went into ASDA and looked through the women's clothing, holding it up to Giancarlo and being all Hmm...I think this would suit you, then we started getting weirder, Jessie held up a baby grow, and I held up a toddler dress. In fairness they did suit him. 

At Jessie's we had some tea, as in the drink,  played some Fable 2, pouring pints cause I like the comments you get like "ooh that's a lovely pint" and "look at that foam" hilarious. Then we played grand theft auto were I crashed a plane, drove of a cliff, got eaten by a shark, and began sniping people, the wondered why the policed chased me. Giancarlo was so much better though, in under a minute he got out the grenade launcher and hit a car with it, that he was standing right next to, so obviously he died. 

After this I walked to the bus stop with Connor and Sherlock Momes, went passed Scott's house and saw his light was on so I texted him to come to the window. But he didn't so they told me he wasn't in cause he didn't answer when I called. However this angered me more cause his light and his Tv were on and this was frustrating, so after 10 minutes of looking suspicious Momo knocked on the door, AND HE WAS THERE. He went to go get a jacket and returned to Momo jiggling. So we all went to the bus stop and the bus took forever, then when it did show up it just drove straight passed, so another half an hour wait for me. Connor pissed me off saying I should get another bus to a closer stop, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY! AND THE BUS STOPS AREN'T THE RIGHT ONES ARG. He wanted me to get on a Sheringham bus and I'm like fuck that shit, that will get me NO-WHERE, but Sherringham, and I don't live in Sheringham. UGH. But I gots on the bus in the end and got home to a delicious pizza. YUMMY.

See you in the 'morrow my lovely pals, and chums! 

Ok that seemed so weird, umm yeah... :)

A Day With No Lessons...ish

It is only 9 hours and 44 minutes into the day and I am blogging. I know ridiculous! But my memory has been so bad lately I thought I should get some important points down before I forget them.

So as usual I get woken up at half 6 but never leave the comfort of my bed til about 7. I should have gotten up earlier cause now I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE XMAS PRESSIES FOR MY FRIENDS ARg! Sorry that was in caps but I am really annoyed at myself.

To start off my day I was all alone in the common room. Seriously no one was in there! So I laid down and tried to take a nap when Maddy came in, then Hal returned to the room, and Lish also appeared. It's like Maddy is the bringer of friends. So Hal said she was going to ASDA and asked if I wanted a Terry's Chocolate Orange and as if Lish was psychic she presented an obvious TCO shaped box. After this everyone practically arrived and I got yet more gifts. I got the cutest liddle teacup and saucer from Jassums with yet another Terry's chocolate orange, and Emmi gave me more Blott rubbers, and a keyring of my favourite character from Monsters University. The card she gave me was too cute, it had a picture of me with all of my friends (except Mady) and it looks like I am twerking. Then I had to quickly pack it all away for I had/have private study. Mainly I have been writing up more biology notes. But I have Clive and Lish to distract me. So far we have spoken about our blogs, and how our friend Paige should get one. We've been eating Maoams like rebels. I have been hiding stuff from Clive. She pulled me off my chair because of it and really hurt my knee. Then she apologised for like 5 minutes and I forgave her, and hid more of her things, she got mad but said she forgave me cause I had tiny hands. So I responded with well Small hands bring more pleasure. Now we are seductively eating these sugar things, but I don't like them so I'm just going to make the faces *turns around and pulls face* We pretend they are drugs, cause real drugs are bad. Well not all medical drugs are fine if they make you better. But not other drugs, they are bad and need to go on the naughty step.

Wow this has taken me more then half an hour. Where has the time gone? I'll be back in the next paragraph to tell you more about my day as it comes.

Clive just brutally attacked my nose. 

She just did it again! KILL HER FOR REVENGE!

Clive: "I'm probably going to choke on one of these today, and die" Dirty minded people enjoy!

So after this joyous event I had another two hours of Private study (if you have not guessed I am writing the from memory. It is now 19:33 if you are interested) with Jass and Lish where we just messed around with rubbers from blott. 

Lunchtime I saw RUTHY! Who went to university in Wales so I haven't seen her in ages but she came back for a bit and I was like YAY. She threw grapes at me though :/

Then double media. I say double media, we got there and he said we had to film for our christmas project and me and Jass were all like, but we need her house. So he said we could leave and come back by the end of period 6, so basically I had no lessons today. At Jessie's we realised her mum was redecorating so he went to Efah's and it was great seeing him again cause the last time was over a month ago. We all filmed drank some tea and walked back to school, which felt odd. Then I got on the late bus got home and ate, and now I'm writing this. 

Overall a pretty good day.

See you in the 'morrow!

Small Things Please Small Minds

So today I was abandoned by all but 4 friends. THEY ARE NOW MY ONLY FRIENDS! Nah I kid I still loved all you guys who went to the UEA and I missed you so much. But that didn't stop me having a great day! Mainly because those small weird things made me laugh. Here's what went down:

Started off with a lay in, uhh so good.

Painted my nails, aren't they so pretty? 
Went to 6th form. 
Hour of Private Study writing up biology notes.
Break with Lish, Clark and Momo, talking about...umm...FUCK it's gone!
Double psychology with Clark and Momo. Did a Christmas quiz, came second YES! And we even wrote down stupid answers saying I was Christmas number 1. 
The prize was a chocolate Santa and Clark and I were discussing who got which half. I said bottom so I could eat Santa's penis. I would have been living the dream!
Ate some sweets in the lesson. CLIVE THE DAIRY MILK GAVE ME A STRIP TEASE!
Watched a film spending about half an hour trying to figure out where I recognised one of the characters. (Luckily Clark leaned forward and said it was Doc from Back to the future.) 
Lunchtime with Momo, Clark and Jassums. 

Momo said he needs a bigger one. Hehehe.
Got xmas pressie, opened them cause I'm such a disgrace.
Got the cutest tigger mug off Momo.

GOT THE GREEN MACAROON RUBBER FROM BLOTT OFF JASSUMS! AAAKK. 
Messed around with the rubbers.
Another hour of private study, more biology notes. 
Then went to my old art class and sat with Jassums. She drew on my face.
Got on late bus with those who abandoned me. (Aims and Clive) 
Walked home with Clive and started walking creepily next to her. 
Became super lazy.
Died.

I didn't really die, just thought it made a conclusive ending.
Sorry for getting you all excited thinking there will be no more blogs.
See you in the 'morrow BITCHES! 

(Sorry for calling you bitches, just made sense in my mind)

(Love You xXx)