Searching the Tinterweb

I want to write about my day, but my day has been pretty shitty (ha rhyme) but in all seriousness the past 4 hours of my life have been ugh and I really am not up to writing a blog post. But I made a promise to write a post everyday. So what am I supposed to write about when I am feeling down? Everything I'll talk about will have a dark decent and that wont be readable, it may even put you in a depressive mood and I don't want that. So what do I do? 

Ok I was searching the tinterweb for blog ideas and I scroll to the bottom of the page and see this:

Seriously Siobhan well done for getting on the first page of google without having to type in your name. However I think Merlin had something to do with it. Siobhan's blog by the way is http://allaboutmesiobhano.blogspot.co.uk/ 

This got me thinking. I want my blog one day to be on the first page of google! Not that I want to be famous I just want proof I am good at something. Maybe it will convince me enough to work hard at things and actually get something out of life. Cause currently my life is going no-where. This is probably the only thing I have to fall back on, and right now this is going downhill. So the next option is Youtube but I'm to scared too start anything, and quite frankly too lazy. So all that is left is doing well in school, which currently isn't going to well either. So FUCK LIFE! I'll just go die in a hole. Told you this would take a turn to the darkside.

Hmm how to brighten this up? Umm look at this picture:

I love these comics they are hilarious. They have the dark side of funny. Cyanide and Happiness. You guys really should check them out cause they are awesome. You can find some of the things on google images. Man who doesn't love google? 

That's it I'm out of stuff so we are going to have to cut it short. But there was a long post yesterday so I guess it evens out. Sorry! See you in the 'morrow!

Notice Me Senpai

So instead of writing about my day today I am going to write about what I did yesterday. Which kind of led into today when you think about it. But we'll get there. Today was planned for Jessie and I to go up the city and film some stuff for our Media Project. But because it is us none of that happened. This is what happened instead:

First I waited for 40 minutes in Anglia Square for Eddie and Jessie to get there, in the friggen cold! And I gave up and started to walk to the city and I saw them in the fucking 99p store. Then they were all like "well we were late cause we saw a guy hugging a swan, and then we came in here to get a drink." And I was all ARg, cause they didn't even get a picture of The Swan Lord. So after this we spent like half an hour in Aladdin's Cave cause no matter how many times you look at the same things it is still pretty awesome. Then we headed over to the city.

The first thing on my to-do list was to go see Amy at work and get my usual, cause everytime I go to the city and she is at work that is what I am doing. So I bought me and the guys some cokes, cause buying burgers from burger king is so over-rated. And we sat in the food court with our drinks, and Eddie and Jess decided to practically shout out that I have Herpes. Which for the record I do not. Then when we finished we wondered around the city, Going in HMV, and Blott (where we bought derp octopus keychains and dubbed ourselves The Derp Octopussys cause why not? We also took loads of selfies on the photobooth mode on the ipads in the Apple store and set the derpiest one as the wallpaper and got the fuck out of there.

We headed up to Ed's Diner after this where we danced to awesome songs and drank these ultimate delicious milkshakes. I ordered a Chocolate, Eddie Peanut Butter and Jessie got Butterscotch, and they gave us pitchers that were like 3 cups worth, so we decided to share with each other the different flavours. Then Eddie mixed the Chocolate and the Peanut Butter together and it was delicious so I also did the same, and it was amazing! I'm now having a craving for one :'(

So after this is it was like 6:30 so we went into Primark and bugged James Loveday at work, Eddie kept asking if they had these Pink Wellies in his Size and James almost went and got him some. Then we decided to head back to Jasstophers. 

Anywho we decided to go  chill at Sloughbottom, it was about 8ish now I think. When there I went on the motorbikes cause they are so fricken cute and I can actually fit on them cause I am that small. However we grew tired of this park and decided to head back to Jessie's.

We watched many Youtube videos (mainly Scribble Netty stuff cause they are so amazing) then we were reading some of my blog posts. I also spoke to Paige, well tried. Then we called Jessie's friend Charles in 'Merica, which was an insanely weird conversation. This was like 1 in the morning well for us for him it was probably evening time. Shortly after this Jessie went to bed leaving the rest of us playing GTA then somewhere around 2ish Eddie fell asleep on the sofa. So I continued the GTA play until about 5am running up to people and saying NOTICE ME SENPAI! Which we have practically been saying to everyone all day. 

Finally we turned it off and sat on the sofa talking about a bunch of different things, but the main conversation was this. Basically we were talking about how I would love to use voodoo on people and drown them cause I am so lovely. 

It was what 8am now and we were just talking about random stuff playing some more games and me falling asleep for about an hour. Got woken up by them saying Notice Me Senpai. And just had random sleeps until about 11ish when I got ready to go. Jessie still had not risen from her slumber. Just as I was leaving she awoke and I said goodbye to them both and headed to the Whifler where I had a wonderful meal with the family but I was so fucking tired. So I pretty much got home, watched some youtube, napped a lot then blogged. 

Hey look at that two days in one! Well it felt like one long day for me cause there wasn't a lot of sleeping involved ;) but no it was nothing like that. Jesus Christ this was a long fucking blog post.So that was that and this was this. Tomorrow I have a feeling I am going to be very tired cause I had a long nap so probably wont get to sleep until ridiculous O'Clock. Lets Hope I'm good enough to have something blog worthy. See you in the 'morrow!

A Very Potter Musical

Yes it's another review, because I have nothing else to write about ok? Besides I have been watching a lot of things recently that I think would be nice to review so I'm going to do it. Already on this blog I wrote a review about a musical called Twisted, which I loved, so I watched another musical by the same people. This was called A Very Potter Musical, and it doesn't take a genius to guess what it is a parody of. For those who are not geniuses it is Harry Potter. Again it can all be found on youtube so I being kind have included the video so you can watch it yourself because it is amazing. But not as good as Twisted.

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS!

The one problem I have with this is that I cannot decide who my favourite character was. It was either Voldemort or Draco, because they were both hilarious. I loved how Draco would just sprawl around on the floor cause it just seemed really random, yet somehow really funny. And Voldermort was just pure genius, when he was drunk and his whole relationship with Quirrell and the "Voldermort out bitches" just cracked me up. Both of them were portrayed brilliantly so it is hard to chose which one was better. However I think it slowly hints towards Voldermort, cause he was so amazing in the actual films. With the best scene from Goblet of Fire "I can touch you now!" Best Shit Ever.

The storyline is a little messed up cause they try to squeeze in plots from all 7 films pretty much but they don't really have the time resources of people, so it's a little what the fuck. But for what they had I think they did a great job. My one flaw with the storyline was they included talks about Zac Efron, and I really cannot stand the guy. I mean they were taking the piss out of him in a way, which was funny, but I had to look at a picture of his face and that is something I try to avoid as often as I can.

Now since it was a musical we obviously have to talk about the songs. Unfortunately I don't think they were as good as the ones in Twisted so it was kind of a let down for me. My favourite song was between Voldermort and Quirrell but I think it was mainly cause of the way they were while they were singing it and not the song itself. They were just shuffling around in circles.

Overall I did really enjoy it and it made me laugh a lot. There are a lot more musicals like this so I am probably going to watch those as well and share them here so look forward to that. I really suggest you watch this because it is so funny and if you don't you are missing out. Trust me. Well I guess this is it, cause there isn't really that much to say. It is something you have to watch to understand its amazingness. So I guess I shall see you in the 'morrow!

The Family Tree

Before we get on to what the title states, I am going to talk about my day as per usual then it will lead to what the title says and it will all make perfect sense. Trust me on this. So this was my day:

I woke up at about 8:30 and went and ate some Curiously Cinnamon cause they are so delicious, then I played MLP for about half an hour. After which I got ready for 6th form, and managed to get on the bus for free! YAY! However I was alone on my walk up to the school. Not so YAY! When I got there it was a bout break time so I sat with the ragtag group of awesomeness (which is how they are always going to be referred to from now on) and as always I forget what we talked about. But I remember Lish revealing the devastating news about Sherlock. It isn't returning until 2016! Steven, if you are reading this, which I highly doubt cause you are completely amazing and probably way to busy making awesome TV shows to read some random girls blog but anywho, I am going to hunt you down, and your co-writers, the cast and everyone you need to make Sherlock, and keep you hostage until you make the series. Actually maybe forever cause you are all the best people on earth. 

Moving away from the crazy stalkerness. Jass and I then had Media so we moseyed (this word should be used more often) on down to our lesson, and pretty much watched Brave for two hours. Cause that's what you do in media you watch films and tv shows then go and tell all your friends that's what you did to make them jealous. After Media, Jass went home and I went back to the common room to see the peeps. We spoke about various different things like books, and lessons, and things we should give up for lent blahdeblahblah. WAIT! There was this one question from Giancarlo I remembered when writing the rest of my blog which I am squeezing in here cause this is where it belongs and I don't know why I am not just writing this as if I didn't just think of it and am adding it in...ANYWHO... Giancarlo turned to me and asked the most awkward question imaginable. He always asks awkward questions. But this was probably the weirdest. Prepare

yourself. He asked "When you have a period, does it go all over the toilet seat?" My brain almost exploded. I am traumatised FOR LIFE. And now so are you. During this Clive and I went to the shop where I purchased some Candy Sticks, but not for the candy sticks, for the Spiderman Tattoo.  I mean isn't it awesome . I don't know why but I

love drawing or having something on my wrist, like this beautiful thing I painted on there once cause I was bored. Anywho...at the shop I was a complete failure cause I gave the women 20p more than she needed and then I dropped my money and I was just like ARg Life! And practically ran out of there.

 

After the events of Lunchtime, we had psychology. We started off by playing bingo and I was so close to winning, but I didn't so :'( Then we did this quiz which I failed and it was hilarious. Then some stuff happened that I can't remember so we are going to skip to the Claire Period. I know what this sounds like but it is what I refer to as the hour I spend with Claire whilst we wait for the late bus. So in this hour we decided to make our family tree. Not as in our actual family. Our friend family. Cause as you may or may not know from previous readings of my blog. I am actually Beryll and Claire is Clive, my son, from my marriage to Clark (Maddy) And we elaborated this further over the past few weeks and we took it a bit too far. So here it is:

I'll say it in brief. Some people have different names, some don't it depends on when they were added. So Will is Momo (Giancarlo's) father. Momo and Tom G are married and have a daughter Kezia, who is married to Tim and they have 3 children the triplets (Megan, Charlotte and Lizzy). However Momo  had a child Beryll (me) who when she was young got raped by a Kangaraffe and had two children Goffrey and Cammie (They are no-one in particular). Now Beryll is married to Clark (Maddy) and they have one son Clive (Claire) who had a one night Stand with Gertrude (Jessie) Who's brother is Eddie. The one night stand lead to the birth of the Burger Queen (Amy) Who is married to Paige, and they had a son, James. Tom H, who's brother is Jamie, got married and had 2 children. Emily who is married to Megan C, and Emma who is with Siobhan and have a child called Lish. Lish is married to Connor and they had a son, Scott who is married to George. 

So that's the dysfunctional family. This is what Claire and I do in our spare time. We really need lives. Sorry it wasn't broken down into my usual font but I really could not be bothered to go through that chunk of text finding important things cause it is all pretty important. So that was my day, and my family tree. So I guess I shall see you in the 'morrow!

Frozen

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! How you doin'? Yeah I'm not going to get an answer. So I'm just going to talk about Frozen, cause I have literally just finished watching it. So as it was recently released I understand not many people have seen it so don't read if you don't want spoilers, and if that isn't clear.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT!

So there has been a lot of hype about this film, many people saying it was amazing. Therefore I wanted to watch it. However, my sister watched it online and said it was bad. I admit Hal is kind of a harsh critic but most of the time she is right about these things. Hence when I watched it I thought it was going to be terrible. However I shall admit it wasn't that bad. I would watch it again if it was ever on TV, but I don't think I'd request it, and beg to watch it all the time.

First off I loved the character Olaf cause he was a bit funny. When he acts as though being impaled is just a casual thing, which is probably how I'd react. I also like Anna cause she reminds me of me. Especially the bit at the beginning when she is outside her sister's door wanting to play with her, cause that is exactly how I was with Hariette. (Stop telling me the spelling of her name is wrong computer! I know how to spell my own sister's name! ARg) Anywho so I really related to her character.

Moving on, I felt the story-line was a little predictable, like I knew that Hans would be evil so wouldn't be her true love and it would end up being Kristoff. So knowing that spoiled it a little bit for me. 

Now onto the songs. I already heard some from adverts and stuff and I didn't think it was there best work. Disney you can do better than this. However I did enjoy the song about Reindeer's being better than people. And not just because I had Giancarlo sing it to me the other day. Even thought the songs weren't amazing they are still pretty catchy and I have Let It Go in my head and probably will for the next half an hour.

So overall I feel it wasn't a waste of my time, but I wouldn't have paid to go see it. I didn't by the way I watched it on the Tinterweb. Anywho...Considering I am 16 I think that is part of the reason I wasn't part of the hype. However sometimes I feel I enjoy kids films more than kids do. But back to the point. I wouldn't suggest people don't watch it, cause I think it really depends and I can see some people loving it. So really it all depends if you want to use those 94 minutes of your life watching this film. Hope I did a good review there. I never really do a good job in my opinion. So I guess I shall see you in the 'morrow!

UpsyDowny Wednesday

Ok so my memory is failing me but if I don't blog about my day I really have nothing else to blog about! Therefore you are about to hear about my meh day.

First I got up at my normal time of 7:00 got ready, ate some Curiously Cinnamon, and headed out the door by half past ish. On the bus I saw Emma and we started talking about the year bus fair you can get (essentially you buy a ticket that gives you unlimited travel for a year) and how my dad said he was going to get me one in September, and he still hasn't got me one. Says I have to wait until Saturday, so clearly I'm not expecting anything til June. Then we started discussing heights. For today was no ordinary Wednesday, no. It was Panoramic picture day. Thrilling I know. And cause Emma and I are not the tallest people you have met we were discussing the humiliation of being small. So this pretty much lasted up to the point where we reached the common room.

However the conversations about said picture continued. When Maddy walked in she didn't even know what was going on, bless her little cotton socks. Then others arrived and we talked about whether some people would turn up cause they didn't want to drag their arses into school when they didn't need to be there that early. But all of my friends turned up and I was proud of them. When the bell went I headed for the hall and the tragedy came. We had to stand in height order. But out of the blue a miracle happened. I WAS THE FOURTH SHORTEST IN MY MENTOR GROUP! and considering there were like 7? Mentor groups I was feeling pretty good. I was also laughing at Lish cause she was wearing heels and was still shorter than the rest of her group. (Love you really Lishill <3) Then we all felt really bad for our friend Ellen cause she is the tallest girl, like ever, and she had to stand at the back with all boys and she looked so uncomfortable. That is probably the upside to being short, most girls are short. 

There were good and bad things about the photo. Bad things first. 1. They made me stand for ages and my feet started to hurt. 2. It took way longer than it needed to. 3. I looked terrible. Good things. 1. When they told us to say happy and everyone said it in a monotone voice. 2. This lead me to laugh so I probably look so happy. and 3. there is no 3.

That paragraph seems pointless now I have written it out. Contemplating deleting it, but that takes effort. So after this Claire, Kezia and I went to private study. I did some Biology work while Claire did maths and Kez went off with her boyfriend, but we didn't mind cause they are so cute together. We shipped them as Tizia. (cause his name is Tim) I wish I had a picture of them to share, but I think that would seem stalkery. 

Then it was break where we told Kez about the whole Tizia ship, and we talked about the photo and some other stuff. And then it was back to private study for me, with JASSTOPHER! She was being a good little muffin (most of the time) and got on with her art work. 

Then it was lunch where we were abandoned by everyone. Literally there were four of us. And all we did was sit there looking fantabulous. However at one point Jessie's bottle of cherry 7-up practically exploded. She opened it there was a loud bang, the lid went flying across the room and there is a large red mark on her hand. Luckily it wasn't her face cause I think it would have blinded her. Anywho, after the long period of time Jass and I went to Media. Which was a brilliant two hours cause all we did was watch yet more Doctor Who. It was the last two episode of the modern 3rd series and I was happy cause I love the Master. Well I used to, when they (SPOILER! Just in case you are weird and haven't seen it?) brought him back from the dead he wasn't as good. They kind of ruined him. But yeah Doctor who was watched and then I went home on the late bus.

Clive this next bit is specifically for you (if you still read my blog) As I was getting off the bus, the driver asked where you were. I said you abandoned me, but I found it adorable.

Then when home: I ate, played MLP (you really should have seen that coming by now) watched youtube read a bit and blogged. So today was upsydowny. Lets hope tomorrow is more, YAY!  See you in the 'morrow!

Bucking Up Ideas

So yesterday I got home early from 6th Form and whilst lying on the sofa I took a four hour nap, instead of doing my biology work. This is when I thought to myself "Elli, what the fuck are you doing?" I have such deep thoughts don't I? Don't worry cause in the end I got the work done, but the whole concept got me thinking. Something about my attitude needs to change. Now. Cause this is probably two of the most important years of my life and I shouldn't throw it away. I need to buck up my ideas.

Therefore I am making plans and lists, which I am actually going to stick to. In fact I am making New Years Resolutions two months into the friggen year. Yeah take that logic. But I am going to decide what I want to accomplish each day that will actually improve my life. Cause right now it's just: Wake up. Go to 6th Form. Eat. Play MLP. Blog. Youtube. Sleep. And that my chums isn't very productive. So to the list somewhere I am adding in small tasks that I want to do. For example revision, cause I need to think about grades, and I don't do enough revision outside of 6th form. I need to start reading more cause I love reading. I need to actually start my Youtube channel and make videos and things so I can prove I can accomplish something. I need to do exercise cause I hate my lump of a body. And I need to think more about what I eat.

This all seems like a lot and I am pretty sure after a month or so my plans are going to go flying out of the window like a paper plane on speed. I have no idea what when on with that simile. If you haven't guessed already I just write whatever pops into my head. But I digress. My attitude towards life needs to change. Cause I'm 16 years old and I only have one certain future plan, which is when I am 18 I am getting tested for HD. But what then? What will I do for a job, for money? Will I go to Uni, or will I just stay at home? Where will I live, and who will I live with? It's all so much. 

My main plan though is to stop procrastinating with work. There will be no more I'll do it tomorrow or later or whatever. Schoolwork comes first. Then it will be all the other random crap. I also want to start being more social with friends, gain more memories and such. Cause it recently hit me that after 6th form we are kind of going our separate ways. I mean I see the way my sister and her friends have kind of drifted apart and I don't want that with the rag tag group of awesomeness I know. I just don't want change. Elli you do realise you just wrote that in a blog about how you want to change. Well mind, they are two different things. They aren't. Well um ok but I want to change things that will improve my life and separation from my friends wont improve that, so HA! Seriously what is wrong with me? 

But don't worry though these changes wont mean I am going to stop blogging! Unless that is secretly what you have been wanting all along. I mean no-one really reads this, and those few people are probably bored of me. Maybe I should stop. Then people will be happy. Then I can spend Blog time revising. Nah. I can't give up my blog even if no-one ever reads it again. I like writing things down a lot, for I have said many times this is like therapy for me. And we all know I need help. So I guess you are going to have to put up with me for as long as you read this blog. See you in the 'morrow!

The Magnificent 7- Colours

Yes you read that correctly. Today's blog post is going to be about my top seven colours. I'm not going into certain shades, or things like mauve, what the fuck is mauve? but still I want to be out there, and the only way to do that is to try and make writing about colours interesting.

7. To start us off at number 7 we have Green. I hate the colour green that I am forced to use here, but none the less. Green is made using my favourite colour so it can't be all bad. The only reason green is here though is cause I kind of ran out of colours. I mean there is Pink, Brown, and Grey but they are worse. I should like Brown though for it is my last name and my eye colour. Green eyes are pretty though. I like Green and Brown together, it reminds me of trees and I like trees. TREES!

6. Moving on to umm, Red. Not like a bright red, however on occasion I can like that. But I'm talking more of blood red and cherry red, cause there is something sexy about it. Yes I just said sexy, I need serious help. I mainly like red cause it reminds me of food I like, for examples apples, strawberries and jam ooh jam. But blood has to be the best, when you see it splattered on walls in a horror film, or congealed in a pool around a corpse. Ok I'm going to stop cause I sound like I have serious problems.

5. Ok next is going to be Yellow. It is so bright like sunshine she says in that really creepy child voice. Yellow is so common and adorable, I always associate it with happy people, cause of the smiley faces, and probably creepy baby sun from Teletubies. Sometimes though yellow can be a pain cause depending on the colour background it can be hard to see, so I just want to shoot it in the face, if it had a face. Also I look terrible in yellow. But Spongebob is yellow, and the Simpsons, so how could you not hate yellow.  

4. Going on to some really dark colours, Black. Yes black counts as a colour. Black like the night, like raven's like umm... a black crayon. However they always turn out a weird greeny grey colour. I love black jeans cause they tend to look slimming, and they go with anything. Black goes with all colours pretty much and that is why it is amazing. Also black cats and Labradors  are so cute. Most traditional hats tend to be black as well so that is why it is supreme. 

3. Number 3 has to be (ha rhyme) Purple. Aww purple doesn't rhyme with anything, actually neither does orange. Nurple! that isn't a word. :'( Purple is just a really pretty colour, mainly the deep pruples like Violet cause they are gorgeous (Yes I called a colour gorgeous) and those bluey purples are too die for.  It is my mum's favourite colour so I probably got my like for it from her. I really want those eyes I read about this girl having, cause they were purple and they look super pretty, maybe I could just buy coloured contacts though. Hmm... but you got to admit purple is a nice colour. Look at it. Really look.

2. Well I write in this colour mainly so Orange was a pretty obvious number 2. Ha number 2. No Elli just no. I tend to feel bad for orange cause no-one really likes it, and it is underused. How can you not like the colour orange? It is the colour of oranges, and oranges are pretty amazing, also orange smarties taste way better than the others. People really need to start liking orange more, I mean it's cute and bright and have I already mentioned it is the colour of oranges! 

1. As you probably know my favourite colour is Blue. Why because it is brilliant. Not light blue or shit like that but a nice electric blue or something verging on to Indigo. Blue is supposed to be related to sadness, why? Nothing makes me happier then a nice blue. I'm planning on dying my hair blue at some point, it will probably look ridiculous but it will be blue! BLUE! I don't know why blue is associated with boys, maybe that's why I like it, not cause I want to be a boy, but because I want to be all rebellious liking a colour that I cannot have. I don't want pink! Pink sucks! 

Well that was not interesting at all. And the fact the there is no order to the colours kills the little OCD kid inside me (WHOA that did not sound good) Anyway, see you in the 'morrow with something way more interesting.

The Waiting Game

So today I had a spontaneous trip to the city because my dad offered to buy me things. And you just can't turn that down. However there is one problem with going to the city on a Sunday. You get stranded. Now I don't know who came up with the ridiculous bus timetable for Sunday, but when I found out I am going to hunt you down and stab you in the cheek. Basically there is one bus that gets you in the city for about 11, then you aren't allowed to go back home until 4:45. It's complete and utter Bullshit. Cause it only happens to Horsfordinians like myself. Those who live in Hellesdon can still transfer from one place to another without a care in the world. 

So we got to the city and went to poundland, then went in Chaplefield thus going into Disney, Blott, and then we left. We then went in Primark where I got a jumper, a checked shirt and a vest. Then it got to lunchtime so we went for a Nando's which as always was delicious. Then we planned what to do next since we still had 4 fucking hours to wait for the bus! So we went into the works, where I got a sketchbook, WHSmiths, where I got some folders and revision cards. After this we proceeded to go in the mall and buy nothing but I was fangirling over many things, mainly in the store gifted, cause that shop is awesome. Followed by Waterstones where Hal got lots of books, which I shall be reading. Then we went to the Bell for desert cause we still had 2ish fucking hours to kill. 

Man that hot chocolate fudge cake with ice cream was delicious. But we still had hours to spare. So we went into the BBC Shop and then spent the rest of the time in the library. I was going to read but I forgot the book I am currently reading and they did not have a copy in the library so I was like oh I'll just read another book, but I just couldn't get into the story so read about the first couple of pages of a bout 7 different books. It was quite tedious. But finally it was time to get the bus. 

So now I am home, blogging/doing biology revision. Guess which one isn't getting much attention. So sorry this blog wasn't very interesting but my day wasn't. I just mentioned what happened instead of blogging about other things so that everyone can know the pain of Horsfordinians on a Sunday. Something needs to be done about the bus schedule. I mean they could at least have one bus in between 12 and 5 is that too much to ask?Just one measly little bus about 2ish. So we don't have to stalk about trying to entertain ourselves. First choice bus service for the number 36, YOU ARE FUCKING RIDICULOUS. (only on Sundays...and everday between the hours of 7pm and 10pm). Sorry about my rant. But it has to be said. See you in the 'morrow! 

The Stress Mess

If you read my blog post from yesterday you would have seen me used the term Stress Mess. I loved this cause it rhymed and it perfectly explained the situation of most students. So since I practically have nothing else to blog about cause my day was spent sleeping and doing Biology Revision. Wow that's so interesting! Anywho I am going to talk about the Stress Mess and try and think of advice.

Basically if you are a student you might understand that around this time you are very stressed due to school work. Mainly exams cause they are life changers. Most people have their life set out like "I'm going to get these grades and go to this University and get this job." But if you fail your exams then the rest is kaput. So everyone is stressing to do well. I don't blame them cause I am even though I don't have a plan that would get killed if I fail, I just want the grades as an option. Anywho... This exam season is 3 months away now, I think...And that is too fucking soon! I have to remember 2 whole textbooks of information for then. It's not enough time! But that folks is not the worst of it, because in approximately 3 weeks time there are mock tests. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN! I know what you are thinking, they are only mocks they contribute nothing. But you lie. We have been told if we don't pass the mocks then we can't sit the actual exams. ABHSssWEFBUODVH JVbpea. Hang on did I just write the word pea? Ha that's pretty impressive. 

Back to the point. Recently many people have had minor breakdowns because of stress and I don't blame them. I bet soon I am going to have one as well cause I am proper stressy about my Biology and Psychology mocks and the more I revise I swear the less I am remembering and I am like what the fuck is wrong with me! But I only have 3 weeks to try and remember it all and I just can't. And I am pretty certain I am not the only one who feels this way.

However, mocks are not the only thing. Because we are teenagers we all want money to buy things, but to do that we need jobs. And searching for a job alone, can be stressful. Because there are so many competitors and then interviews, being rejected. But before all that you actually need to ind somewhere with a vacancy. ARg. So that is another stress I am facing. But then other people get stressed about having a job. Cause they work so much they become tired and have no time to do their school work so they get super stressed about that. So I'm not sure if money is going to be worth the stress considering how stressed I am without a job. 

Then there are other life stresses like family issues, friend issues, and those you don't care about but they still make you stressed issues. People who are not stressed right now I quite literally want to punch in the face. But won't cause I am not mean.Not that I want them to be stressed cause it isn't nice, but cause they are all I'm not stressed and I am like SCREW YOU IN YOUR UN-STRESSFUL WORLD! Just pretend you are stressed when you next see me. That means you Lish! 

My advice about the Stress Mess is probably slightly hypocritical cause I rarely use them myself, but I might start trying. These are basically picked up from what other people have said or just my interpretation of things:
Meditate: I have been told to meditate a lot. Just take a couple of minutes of my time to just drift off into a world of nothingness where stress does not exist. 
Brief Distractions: This could be meditations, but I always feel talking to friends for a bit, or reading/watching something just takes my mind off stress. But if you do this for too long then you are probably going to get stressed cause you have gotten nothing done.
Time Management: If you have jobs then talk to them about the hours you work so you could get time to revise or sleep. Or make revision timetables to organised what to revise when.
Talk to people: Often talking to anybody about anything helps me stop stressing for a bit. Cause they could help me come up with ways to stop being stressed, or help me with revision that takes away that bit of stress. 
Not putting yourself in more stressful situations: Sometimes this is impossible cause you cannot help some stressful things. But say you are already ridiculously stressed, then don't get a job, or don't hang out with stressful people (this being people who frustrate you, not people who are stressed, unless they frustrate you) 

That is probably all the advice I have. If that helps, then good, if not sorry! But if anybody out there who just so happens to be reading this has any stress relieving methods you are more than welcome to leave a comment. So I guess all that is left to say is...See you in the 'morrow!