Today was good, great even. So of course you are going to know everything about it. To celebrate Lish's birthday at 3 o'clock we were going bowling, I suck at bowling but being bad makes it more fun. Then we would be going to Nandos. But I still needed to buy Lish a present so Clive and I planned to go up to the city
earlier. But Lish got on the bus. I was like AGGG. I told her me and Claire need to do things first and Lish said like what, Claire said "go on a date" and I said "Have sex" yeah normal response. So we split off from Lish and went to Chapelfield. Where I went in Claire's (that sounds dirty ;) ) and got
myself a necklace before thinking about getting Lish stuff. But I bought her two necklaces a really cute box to place them in and a rubber from blott. I also got myself 3 rubbers, a piggywiggy, a cowwow, and a alligatorbater. I don't know why couldn't just say them properly.
So when we were done we told Lish we were going to meet her in the Mall's food court. So we could see Amy. And I suggested we walk through Primark so we could see James working cause we can tell Paige about how we saw her favourite person in the world. But me and Claire ended up buying ourselves stuff, and being served by James, he was wearing a tie, it was adorable. I
bought some gloves and a bright coloured lipstick cause I thought it would look funny on me, it did, and Clive got herself a pair of booties. Then we headed for the food court where I planned to sneak past Alicia. She saw us. So we waited to get served by Aims and I walked up and said, "I'll have my usual" and she was like which is? Seriosouly Amy every-time I have been there I have just ordered a coke. We got our drinks, drank them, I gave Lish her pressies, ate a coffee stirrer, put on the lipstick and laughed, then we headed to Riverside. 
When we got there we were blinded by the sun, it made me believe this girl was Siobhan, and it turns out SIobhan was inside. :/ Anywho I suggested going outside to look for people and Claire told me no-one will be there, and I saw Paige, ran up to her and gave her a hug, came back in and
gave Clive a "Suck on that" look. Soon after Emma arrived and we went to get our bowling shoes. Did I mention we were going bowling *scrolls up* ah yes I did. So we had to wait a while cause 3 people needed size 7 and they didn't have that size, so for like five minutes I was standing there in my size 5 bowling shoes waiting for them. UGH.
Onto bowling, I took pictures and videos of people bowling, and obviously I started off terribly. We played two games and Siobhan won the first after a terrible start, so was like Yay. And I managed to get two strikes. Two! Then the second
games started and I decided to use the heaviest ball. Which I called Greeny I got another two strikes. I went from 6 points to 63, it wasamazing. And I won! Beating Siobhans score from the previous game! I was so pleased with myself I have never won bowling before. :') So I got a balloon from somewhere and claimed it as my victory prize.
After we bowled, we waited for Kez and Amy so played on the arcade games. We played extreme air hocky, where shit hit the fan and all these little pucks came flying out and it was chaos. Me and Siobhan won again, so it was looking good for us. Then we played
this pacman game where if you eat a certain pellet you got to eat the other pacmen and I didn't win even though I ate the most pacmen. SERIOUSLY!? Then Siobhan and I played a basketball game where I epically failed, and we went in a photobooth and failed with that cause we couldn't all fit in.
Then we went outside to wait for the others and took a group shot, cause group shots are always nice, but it went a little blurry :/ Then Kez and Aims got there and we took another group shot and headed into Nandos cause it
wasfreezing. As there was 8 of us we had to wait for a table and there were two chairs so we sat on each others lap. In the end I gave up my chair and sat on the plant pot so another person could use Claire's lap.
Once we got our seats they decided that Kez and I should order, so I wrote everything down, and still got things wrong. Kez was even worrying about other peoples orders she orders her incorrectly. It was a kerfuffle. Wow Kerfuffle is actually a word. That is incredible. Anywho we ate our meals and each shared Bottomless drinks, like we were on dates with
each other. Of course I was with Clive. Then we waited for Em to take forever to finish her food so me and Claire shared a delicious chocolate cake, and we even did the couple thing of linking arms as we ate a bite. So we finished and Claire and I left first and sat on a podium thingy and I was hugging her cause the poor thing was shaking in the cold.
Joined by the others we then walked to go where we needed to go home. Paige left us first and the rest of us stood outside poundland have small raves to music playing from our phones. Emma's mum arrived to take Claire, Amy, Kezia, Myself and of course Emma home. so we parted ways with Siobhan and Lish with a group hug. In the car we mainly talked about knowing where we live and Emma's Best friend.
I can't remember some specific details but this is a long enough blog as it is so this will have to do. See you in the 'morrow!
A while ago I found a thing you can do in blogs and I finally decided to do it, mainly cause not a lot happened today. It is where you post pictures of your day, at least one every hour since you wake up until you go to sleep. I took more I think just encase some didn't turn out right or something. It is essentially, School, Eat, Read, Youtube, and other interwebby things. Oh yeah and there is a bit of blogseption.
Obviously I have to post this before I go to sleep but it is straight before I go nunights so it will have to do. There will be no more talking after this, actually typing, well apart from my normal departure. So enjoy the pictures of my day.
See you in the 'morrow!
Today was a bit well meh. It started off me being woken up by my sister asking why I wasn't up yet, and I was like what's the time she replied 7:10 so I only had approximately 18 minutes to get up, dressed, bag packed, hair brushed, teeth brushed, shoes on, coat on, phone in pocket, and out the door. I failed at brushing my hair and putting my shoes on and taking my phone the first time round. It was so rainy this morning, it was like being under a waterfall. So when I left my house the first time I got soaked, and my shoe let in loads of water, then I realised I forgot my phone and had to run back to the house and back to the bus stop hoping the bus would be late. However, it was later then I would have liked, cause I continued to get wet for another 5ish minutes.
Clive told me she was going to be on the bus that morning, and I was looking forward to it. So surprise surprise she wasn't there. But I didn't care for I had Emmi to share the ride with. Then when I tried to get off the bus the driver shut the door just as I got there and I was like "ahh he never wants me to leave" but I left. Then walking down the road, the rain was rather pathetic so I wasn't as annoyed, but I was still wet. Walking down the road I was talking to Em about how I have never been splashed by a car, and it happened twice. It was only on my leg so I wasn't too frustrated, but I wanted it to happen the first time cause I wanted to experienced getting splashed by a car. I thought it would be refreshing. It was not.
At school I got a hot chocolate from the machine in the common room, for common people. It was so good. Yum. I loved it also for the simple fact it was warm. So Emma and I spoke to Craig about his failed attempt for a moustache, and what width would class as a hitler look. More people showed up and I can never remember what we talk about cause it was so long ago. The I had two hours of private study. Where I actually studied and it was super boring, and I was so cold. So moving on to break time. I went in sat next to Lish but blanked her for a bit cause she was too lazy to take a two minute walk and come and see me yesterday. But then I gave in cause I had to start blanking Clive. She kept making excuses about how she slept through her alarms and kept stroking my face and hair trying to get me to look at her. I gave in again cause she is my Clive, and I love her. And she promised to buy me a can of coke.
Which she did during double psychololololology. We started leanring about stress in psychology and I have a feeling I am going to get stressed cause I don't understand it and out exam is in 5 months. Hopefully I'll be ok. Fingers crossed. Also during psychology Clark, Clive and I were being rebels by watching a trailer for a musical spoof of Aladdin, called...um...Crap what was it called? Clive? It began with a T...umm...FOOK! But yeah, and I barely did any work cause I was laughing at a cartoon picture of a guy.
Lunchtime. And I only stayed for a bit and I had no other lessons. We took selfies on Lish's phone and Claire and I were just looking at pictures of each other. Then that was pretty much it and I left with my sister and Emily heading back down the road to the bus stop. However part way down I realised I need to pee. It was not nice, cause I know it would take 10 minutes to get home and I would just die. But I survived. You didn't really need to know that did you?
When I got home I put on a penguin onesie, had some lunch and watched Hal fail at putting together her office chair. So I offered assistance and it turns out we both suck at putting things together. It took us an hour and a half to put it all together. I say all, the wheels are spread around the room cause we still have no idea how they go on, they don't screw in, so they just fall out, so clearly we gave up.
Well that was my day of dampness and derpness. See you in the 'morrow!
It was not much happened Wednesday again, but there was a few things I would care to share (ha rhyme) with you. This is how my day went down and I'm going to try and rhyme it all for you, yep that is what I am going to do.
Woke up, went to school,
saw my friends who are pretty cool.
Had private study for two whole hours,
Revised some biology about plants, like flowers.
Then was break, with the guys again,
ummm....ahh...umm...pain?
Claire asked where Amy was, so I clearly said,
I threw her off a cliff and now she's dead.
She had a dream she was bob-sleighing and falling off a cliff,
then about how she was the little mermaid being saved by a.. uh..spiff-
ing merman who was the reverse of a typical merman,
and could walk on land (I know not exactly the same but close enough!)
That was the only reason she could be at 6th form,
lalalalalalalala...The merman's name was Norm?
Just a little unneeded fact for you there.
Now off to private study where we talked about Claire.
Ok I really cannot be bothered to rhyme it anymore. So back to the usual.
During private study Jass and I gave Clive the new nickname of Claira the Explaira who wears no underweara. Long story.
Moving onto lunchtime where it was pretty much just Jass, Momo and I. We had fun though, taking selfies on Giancarlo's phone and making them his wallpaper. Making up the idea of the cartoon heart <3 coming from someone drawing a butt in a tent and someone looking at it upside down and thinking aww love. If you cannot see the whole butts in tent thing tilt your head 90 degrees to the left <3 George who sat near us but not with us, started making balloon art. I don't know why. So he made a banjo. But there was something off about this banjo. It looked a bit like a penis. I say a bit, a lot. And I carried it to media. Cause that didn't look weird or anything.
MEDIA STUDIES! And as I predicted we watched a bit of Sherlock. YAY! Then we had to do actual work, not so YAY! But trying to figure out what to do for a thriller sequence was pretty interesting. My brainstorming went something like this: So guy likes girl, girl doesn't like guy, guy becomes gymnast. Still a better love story than twilight. I think I have settled on an idea but I wont share it cause cannot be bothered to type it. Besides I know once I share it I will hate it.
Anywho... leaving Media I went to go wait for the late bus with Jassums, and it was cold. She said "It's freezing, how can you live out here?" to which I responded with "I don't live here." At the time it was really funny. So that is why I shared that.
So on the bus I was surprised by the arrival of Clive and Aims and we just spoke about our day, and this blog post. Then I got home ate, bathed and here I am. See you in the 'morrow!
Happy Birthday Hunnybun! As it is her birthday I decided to dedicate a bonus blog post to My Lishill Chicken Bubz. I love Lish for many reasons, some being she makes me laugh, and I know I can always talk to her and that she is always there for me. Well I say always...Yesterday she said she would come in today and hang with me in private study. BUT NO. She stayed at home and I was all lonesome... I wanted to give her a birthday nose bump. Well now she cannot have one. She will have to deal with this virtual one. BOOP! *she says whilst tapping the computer screen aka Lish's nose*
That's pretty much it. Oh but wait, Lish is now 17 so that means she can use magic outside of Hogwarts! Hopefully she uses it for good and not evil. It also means she can drive, so um, good luck anybody and everybody when she finally gets her license.
Only one thing left to say... the classic CBeebies birthday song.
Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday to you
Have a Happy day today (have a Happy day)
CBeebies wishes you a Happy Birthday
Have a Happy day today
Are you 1? Are you 2? Are you 3? Are you 4? Are you 5 6 7 or maybe more? (like 17)
CBeebies wishes you a Happy Birthday with lots of lovely cards through your door.
Before you ask I wrote that from memory. Yep I know the lyrics deal with it. Happy 17th Lish.
Back to school, and I didn't have to go in until 10, heaven. So I woke up at 8:30 and watched some tv and got ready and went to school in the rain! However the bus was cheaper than usual so that was bonus. When I got to school I saw my friends, for it was breaktime. We mainly talked about Sherlock, cause I was wearing my fabulous shirt, I mention that so much it's ridiculous. And we spoke about ummm... I forget.
Onto biology! So today I thought I was going to have a mock test and I was really stressed cause I had only gotten about 4 hours sleep and I hadn't revised Mrs Binghams stuff enough. But it was all good in the rainbow coloured hood, for we aren't going to do the test until next Thursday, so I have over a week to revise more, yay! Biology was also fun cause we had Quakers and she always talks to us as if she is a friend more than a teacher, telling us her embarrassing stories, like how a previous student of her asked her out in front of her daughter. She also brought in her guinea pigs and they are so friggen adorable even though they kept attacking me.
Lunchtime next, and I must say, I think I lost it. So it started out normally just sitting next to Maddy surrounded by everyone eating dinosaur biscuit things. Then I got up and made my way over to Clive, and sat on the back of her chair. Then I fell towards her and couldn't get up and ended up pushing her off the chair, then I was upside down and Claire feared for me so rested my head on her lap. So the bell rang and I had the challenge of getting up. I decided to swivel round and Claire told me to be careful, so obviously the two chairs placed next to each other moved apart as I was on them so I fell flat on the floor. I wasn't hurt though which was a miracle. I got up and was light headed so as a normal response said "Claire's crotch has magic powers"
Next was double psychology ish... we got to leave early. We were learning about abnormalities and basically Maddy and I kept saying everyone was perfectly fine, even though the rest of the class said they were abnormal. I don't like the word abnormal to describe others, cause what is normal? Our opinion of normal shows our perception of the world, and perception isn't fact, so if normal isn't fact how can abnormal be. I don't mind calling myself abnormal though, cause you can say anything about yourself. Anywho, in other news Claire found out she was getting a new doggywoggy called Ellie! Not the same spelling cause I am super special, but still ELLIE! Magic.
As usual Clive and I had to wait for the late bus, so we sat in the common room with Emily and Tom. We started talking about gossip and stuff, this continued on the bus. I kind of crossed a line on the bus by talking about something I don't think I should have mentioned, but I can't help it, I just say things without thinking.
Now I'm watching my cat eat leftover peas off my sisters plate instead of the leftover chicken. There is something wrong with that cat.
So I enjoyed my day back at school, hope you enjoyed your day. See you in the 'morrow!
