Sexy Chocolate?

Out of all of the things that happened today, there is one moment I can remember as if it literally just happened. But it didn't, it happened at lunch time. But before we get to that, WHAT THE FUCK IS REBECCA BLACK UP TO!?!?!? Writing a song called Saturday it's disgusting, how can she just betray Friday like that, it's so sad :'(

But back to the moment. So today is my little Clive's birthday and she has become the age where she can now use magic outside of Hogwarts. (Show us your patronus!) and she got loads of chocolate, cause that's what you do, and being the kindhearted soul she is she shared her gifts with the group. So I being human accepted a dairy milk. As it is the normal thing to do I unwrapped the chocolate, but because we all no I am not normal I complained about there being this silver bit inside. This is when it started. From now on the story shall be told as if it were a play. Well not exactly but yeah...

Me: Why is there this silver bit?
Clive: To protect it.
Me: But the purple bit protects it?
Clive: Yeah but the purple bit is see through so it's like naked.
Me: No it's its lingerie. So it can look sexy for me.
Clive: Exactly, but it only wants to look sexy for you. So it has the silver part so you can strip it and see it naked.
Me: So it gives me a strip tease.
Clive: Yeah.
Lish: Claire only you can talk about chocolate and strip teases.

Look at that I used a different colour! Look out world we got a badass over here!

Whilst recalling that I realised it isn't exactly word for word, but the gist is there, and in my defence I am being distracted by someone who is going to lose his manhood because he is that frustrating. UGH.

Basically today was all about Clive's birthday and how we all get a strip tease off a chocolate bar. It was a short blog today, but my memory I swear is deteriorating. So enjoy some pictures from today to make up for it.

See you in the 'morrow!

Land of Youtube

Hello, just another boring day in the land of mad and a little bit weird. Which doesn't make sense as you expect everyday to be crazy. So today was much like yesterday but I slept ate and watched the Little Mermaid. It was released in 1989. 1989! But what I've done today doesn't make a good blog, infact none of my posts really make a good blog, but I digress, (I'm a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate...) Sorry I tend to sing sometimes when someone unknowingly references a lyric from a song. Today I am going to talk about one of the best creations from 2005. Youtube. 

If you have read my previous posts you should know I have my own page which I share with my friends called unicornsoftherainbow, which is just a bunch of random videos I take of us being well us. It has in my opinion been received really well reaching over 12,000 views, which doesn't sound amazing but for me it's an achievement. Our most viewed video is of me screaming to my friends to tickle Jessie, it just goes to show the kind of things people watch. Again if you have read my blog before you may know that once I get a new laptop I am wanting to start a new youtube channel that is just going to be like my blog. So a vlog. Just to be a bit more mad. 

Asides from that I want to talk about the other aspect of youtube which is watching it. For me youtube is a land I can escape to when I feel down, angry, bored, confused, happy, pretty much whenever. My favourite channels are the gamers, so Pewdiepie, Cryaotic, TheRPGMinx, LDShadowLady, Markiplier and so many others like that. I love watching them all play together cause it is great seeing how they all interact to make them more real. Then I like people who vlog/make more random videos like AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, WatchUsLiveAndStuff, CutiePieMarzia, and more like them, because they are either funny or just interesting to watch. 

Then there are the more, how do I put this, creative types? Like The Hillywood Show, who I love watching their parodies, for example their Harry Potter parody. Screen Junkies, who I only really watch for the Honest Trailers cause they tend to make me laugh. And my all time favourite Netty Scribble, who makes animations that are just brilliant. She takes voices and clips from gamers and turns them into something brilliant. Her animations always make me smile, and if I am ever down show me one of them and I am instantly happy. The go to ones, are the PewdieCry fanimation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5qdrdA_0n0&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL8Av0K1eUGQr_JBvXVMH2xWtaBUDLuIgb or her short fanimations based on game play, so far the best one is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcnmpW8Uxfw&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL8Av0K1eUGQqkVr8WxNjh1MOay2lMnzHO I can seriously watch it non-stop for an hour and still find it funny. 

So yeah, that was my view on Youtube. 
See you in the 'morrow!

Elf Yourself

HEY! Not much happened today, all I did was sleep, eat, and watch Mama, and that doesn't make a good blog. So I'm going to do what I always do, steal ideas from my friends blogs...Scrolls through friends posts...umm...ok looks like I'm going to have to talk about a certain event coming up in a few weeks. That being Christmas.

Now that I'm older I'm not too fond of Christmas anymore, the magic has gone and I'm not too bothered about getting presents. Giving presents is also really stressful as I don't have a lot of money to spend. I just want Christmas to go so I can move onto better things like Pancake Day!

My main hatred of Christmas is how people have gotten all about the gifts, like I want this and I want that, getting like 20 gifts. I mean that isn't what Christmas is about, it's about family and being together, well actually it is about the birth of Christ, but my point still stands. Some are not that fortunate to get loads of gifts, but they tend to have people who care for them with them at that time, and that is more important. Whoa that was some deep stuff coming from me. Moving on...

...There are some Christmassy things I enjoy, like some of the songs, and little traditions, but I have fallen in love with what is the greatest creation of all. ELF YOUSELF. If you have not done one yet do it now I am obsessed. I have made five trying to include all my friends and uploaded them to my youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzlKGVCY1Cg They are just brilliant. Basically, Elf yourself is when you upload a picture of yourself and they stick it onto a little dancing elf, you can include friends probably animals, and even photo-shopped pictures that are just amazing! If you watched the ones I made then you can see the hilarious one of my friend Amy which made Claire and I laugh for ages when we first saw it, I even started to cry! It is seriously a great way to get into the Christmas spirit and embarrass your friends, even family.

So that was that. I guess have a good Christmas, Hanukkah or any other holiday you celebrate, and if you do not celebrate Christmas just enjoy your day I guess. 

See you in the 'morrow!

Memory Lessons

Hello again! Unless we have not said hello previously to which I say Hello! Prepare yourselves for yet another blog about my day. 

FIRST UP! We had double psychology. We? Were they there Elli? Well Claire says she reads my blog and she's in my psychology class, so now she can feel more included. Ok? But yeah double psychology, with Clive and Clark, just skipping along the corridor (well only I did, Clive wouldn't even groove with me) Other than the fact Clark and I became Clive's parents I remember nothing else about psychology.

Next there was double media with Jassums, where we continued working on our representation of Christmas piece. Then we just spoke to sir about how Jessie lives far away. My memory of the events of today are not very good. I am ashamed.

Then I just had a single biology, with Miss Bingham. Cause Biology was only an hour I had to wait another 60 minutes for the late bus. Luckily I wasn't alone. For the first half an hourish I was with Emily and we decided to look at our previous facebook posts. Mine were strange, there was a relationship post from 2009 and I couldn't remember who it was. Others were just nice cause it brought back memories I had forgotten about. Then the last half an hourish was with Aims, and we sat in the shelter and spoke about how we missed it and the memories we had in high school :') Then we got on the late bus, and these people at the back were "singing" christmas songs and it was so annoying we put our headphones in and listened to music on full volume. 

This seemed like a boring day, but I had fun. But cause that's it I feel like you need more, so here's some pictures of me and my friends.

 

 

 

 See you in the 'Morrow!

My Day with Kevin

Another day, another blog, you lucky bunch! So today was so fucking windy I almost blew away at one point, and my sister laughed at me. It was also so windy I had to wear Kevin. I know that sounds weird but Kevin is my Koala hat, as you can see in the strategically placed selfie. Jesus Christ I look awful, but this is aboot (Yes I know it is spelt incorrectly it is for dramatic affect..effect..whatever) Kevin. 
I only had two hours of lessons which was HEAVEN! It was double biology. I Saw my other friends of course but not for long which was a shame, but at least I saw them. I didn't see Maddy :'( but I get to see her tomorrow. YAY! 

 So what did I do with the rest of my day, I hear none of you ask? Well I went to Zak's with my sister (and Kevin), Bitches be jealous! We got a 2 for 1 on burgers which were delicious! I had a veggie burger cause I don't eat meat, if you didn't guess that from me saying I had a veggie burger, however I suppose I might have just fancied a veggie burger... And I had a strawberry milkshake. YUM! 

Then my sister, Kevin and I went shopping in the city, but I did not purchase anything cause I have no spending money. But I found a bunch of stuff I really want, sneakily took pics and am going to blog about how I want them. First we have these beautiful pair of docs for £20ish, from shoe zone, I want them really badly so I made a subtle hint to my mum about getting me them for xmas. 
Then I found the worlds cutest little Adventure Time figures which I just wanted to steal. BUT DIDN'T! They were from HMV and were a price I cannot remember, but it wasn't cheap. But they are so adorsable! EEK!

And finally I went into a store I think is new, cause I haven't stepped foot in it before which is weird cause it was like made for me, but fuck is it expensive. It was in Chaplefield (again spelling mistake for a reason) And it was call Blott. It was in this store I fell in love. I know I fall in love with a lot of things.

BUT THESE! They are rubbers and are like a £1 but they are so cute you can get macaroons, toothpaste tubes, animals, and cartons of milk. 

Even this super cute unicorn. The guy saw me dying over them so gave me a ticket that meant if I buy 10 of them I get one for free. So I know what I'm spending Christmas money on. I will keep you updated on my obsessive collection. 

Then I had the dentist, which I was scared about cause I have to have a filling and I really hate the numbing injections they give you cause they ironically hurt like fuck. But I didn't have to get an injection and honestly it wasn't bad. The sound of the drill honestly freaked me out most but I would have got that anyway, and it wasn't that painful, just the odd moment. Why am I writing this, you don't care about my dental hygiene! I got a lollipop though...Ok I lied I got the lollipop from Zak's but SSSh don't tell anyone. 

See you in the 'morrow! (this is going to be my saying that shall be in all future posts! So enjoy it cause it will get irritating, I guarantee it) 

Confusion of Time

Hey guys! (Even though there is probably no-one there) You'll be pleased to hear I actually went to 6th form today, YAY! I saw my friends which was nice cause they make me laugh with Jassums "Stairs are for Chumps", which I almost wrote out as "Chairs are for Stumps",  well done Elli, A* (you can't get A*'s in this situation) Then I must be super special. 

So today I have had four hours of private study, UGH. for the first 3 hours I actually did some work, with the odd little distraction, but in the fourth I was finished and bored, so I actually wrote out this section of the blog, but pretended I am writing it later but have only just realised that was pointless as I have just told you I am writing it now. Anyone else confuzzled? 
In my first two hours I was with Lish and Clive, and not a lot happened. I say that, Clive said hey and showed me her Ghostbuster socks she had on and was extremely happy about. Then whilst I was doing media work we had the best mini conversation. It went thusly...
Me: "So he looks sexy cause he has his arms like.."(recreates the image) "...come at me bro."
Clive: "How is saying come at me bro sexy? It's should be more like, come in me bro."
Me: "That's how you get pregnant." 
We are so weird aren't we? 
Then the next two hours I am/was with Lish (yes we have been in study for four hours together, we are now legally married!) and my Jassums. But we are all tip-typing away doing our separate thing, (well Lish and I are blogging) and it is an awkward silence. So yeah I'm blogging because I am that bored. But the day is not over so I am going to return at my usual time to write about stuff that will happen in the future, ooooh! However, for future me it will be the past. That is fascinating. Who doesn't love time travel, even though technically I am not getting there immediately, it will be like another 7 hours for me, but for you it will be like. Wow she wrote this bit at 12:28 and the rest at what ever time I write it later. (Sorry for my rambles of confusion) But that reminds me, because this is an American site, and I am in England it looks like I write this blog at ridiculous o'clock, which I don't! Ok sometimes I do but that is not the point I am trying to make here! ARg! I'm frustrated now so shall return in several hours, or for you the next paragraph.

BOOM I have returned at 19:52! MAGIC! Not much happened during the rest of my day, had one hour of media with Jass then followed by another hour just sitting around with Jass waiting for the late bus, got on the late bus and was sooooo bored got home watched tv and now I'm blogging again. But it's all one post, oooooh. Sorry this was boring but I wanted to continue with the time travel idea, cause I'm a time lord. Not really, would love to be though. 

So yeah. See you in the 'morrow!

Sleepy Kitty

MAN I needed today. Basically all I did was sleep! What about 6th form Elli? I hear you say in disappointed voices because you built me up to be responsible, pah! Me responsible! But I did actually get a good deal of work done once I finally woke up about 1ish. I had two study periods today and double psychology which I love cause of Clive, Clark and Momo (I know originally it was Gregoravitch but the nickname Momo is easier to type!) However, I never make notes or actually learn anything, so I made more of my time here, all cosy in bed tip-typing away. However I missed my friends a great deal :/

Basically what happened was I was woken at 8 and tried to get up at 8 but couldn't, then just fell right back to sleep. Then I had some weird dreams that were more nice than weird, but still that little bit odd. Woke up, ate some food, then watched Rise of the Guardians then did fuck loads of work, AND IT'S weird dreams. Ugh feel for me guys. 

I just realised how boring this blog is. Umm...so....I'm going to...umm...hmmm... I gots nothing! ARg! So here's a picture of my cat. LOVE HIM! You must all fall in love with the adorableness. He is about 5 years old and we got him when he was 2, so we got stuck with the name Sebastian. Which is a crabs name! I call him bubba, or baby most of the time. HE IS SO FLUFFY, and insanely adorable when he comes and head bumps you, in an I love you love me back kind of way. Cats are just too cute and I want one called Moriarty, named after the character in Sherlock jesus christ how good is Sherlock! 

Hopefully that has made this post that little bit more interesting. Talk tomorrow! 

Promoting the Weird

I am expanding! Today I have about 310 page views, that's over 100 since Saturday. Well done Elli you can do MATH! However I think most of them were Clive, so THANKS CLIVE! She even wrote a beautiful post about me called Beryll cause my name is Beryll in psycholololololology. Yes that is how you spell it. 

So today my friends and I were being rebels by going on our blogs during our study period. Then Lish got up to go, somewhere I actually don't know. So I braped her? Ok I'm making Braping an official thing, it's like fraping but with blogs. I wrote this... 

She has deleted it now though :'( but I even wrote it in my style, you know with my orange and blue, gotta love my format. What you don't? WELL TOUGH! 

So I felt like I was promoting my blog cause she has like a 1000 views, but she has been blogging longer than me. And it gave me the idea to promote my friends blogs (well the ones I know about) cause Jass said she was going to make one but whether she has I do not know. Anywho... 

First there is Lish's http://allaboutmealiciaf.blogspot.co.uk/ which is what is says on the url. A blog about her! She is the reason I got a blog in the first place. She is more serious about blogging than I, giving proper advice and not being really weird. So check her out, but not too much, I want to try and beat her page views, one day, ONE DAY!

Then there is Clive's http://clairesblogofwonder.blogspot.co.uk/ which isn't that wonderful  as she does not write enough about me! Only kidding, for she dedicated an entire blog post to me cause I am super cool! Again she is more of the serious blogger. Go check her out, I mean literally go to her house and watch her sleep.

Aims'seses http://ameliaalicesviewsonlifeandstuff.blogspot.co.uk/ who tends to write about her time dealing with work and 6th form which I find really interesting, I love reading her blogs cause sometimes she complains at herself, like I do! So please read her blogs because they are a good read.

Last but not least is Siobhan's http://allaboutmesiobhano.blogspot.co.uk/ Who's blog is actually called weird and wonderful, but it isn't my level of weird, so don't get to excited. It is still a really good blog full of great posts, but she doesn't post so much which is a shame. But it means you have time to catch up before the next one.

Quite frankly these blogs are all better than mine so if you are spending time reading this you have time to read theirs. But don't stop reading mine, I need more love. Oh by the way, friends feel free to pay me for these promotes which I did out of the kindness of my heart, wait I just asked for pay, which I took time to type out for no reason whatsoever, but money, I would like money. XD 

In other news, there is no other news! Do you have news? I want to know your news cause you know it seems all about me here and that's kind of rude. Elli no-one reads this, you are setting up a lost cause. Oh well umm... I'll just make up responses in my mind. 

(If you wish for Elli to believe she is crazy actually leave a comment on some news, any news, could just be about how you saw a shoe today)

The Night of AMAZINGNESS!

Warning: This post may include extreme cases of fangirling. 

So last night was most probably the best night of my life (so far). IT WAS SO INCREDIBLE! Why? I hear you ask in your just hurry up and get to the point voice. To which I respond with this...

If you are confused this is a picture of my ticket to see MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, which are one of my favourite bands ever. (You should know all this information from previous blogs). I went with Efah and Jass (Eddie and Jessie) and we had the best time! First off just standing in the queue was brilliant, because of this awesome guy who wore a suit which had "rock my hole" written on the back, he had this amazing pinky purple sticky out hair, and a beard! I mean I couldn't take my eyes off  him, I fell in love. If only his beard was coloured...

So we were inside, and we stuck by this random wall, and listened to The Dead Betas? Who were good, not brilliant but not terrible either. Then I fell in love again. With this Australian band called The Red Paintings, behind them there were people painting, someone as painting a guy who was just in his underwear and wearing a wasp mask. they were dressed up in a kind of Japanese style, and they incorporated the cello and the violin, it was magnificent. And the lead singer, THE LEAD SINGER! He wore a skirt a Japanese head dress thing and an R2D2 back pack. I wanted to marry him, he was so amazing! 

That wasn't even the best part guys. Now was time for MSI! Their songs, their showmanship,

it was all just...ugh...I'm running out of adjectives. I sang and whooped so loud I thought I would never talk again, but I can talk perfectly, it's shocking. But I have this really bad in my neck from head-banging too hard :/ We also had an amazing view because Efah suggested we sit on the wall, and it was a good thing we did because I don't  think some of the shit would have happened if we didn't. So the shit, I got to see Lynz do a back bend whilst playing bass, Eddie got pointed out by Jimmy Urine as being a serial killer, it was amazing, then later on he came over and "smelled his ass" I know it sounds unpleasant but it was the lead singer of MSI for crying out loud! Then, my favourite moment. Jimmy came back out into the crowd and high fived the 3 of us! Honestly I can die happy right now.

Then to remember it all I bought a signed t-shirt. Which I am kindly modelling for you now, with my ticket! And I love it so much. I especially love one of the signitures but guitarist Steve Righ? I mean it's just genius.  I loved every minute of that concert and I'm so grateful for the chance to go. If your favourite band come to your home town or somewhere nearby GO! It is worth every penny.

EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK. Everyone is going to get tired of my stories, but I am never going to get tired of telling them. Let's just say a little prayer for my friends for having to put up with me...Here's a picture of the signatures on my shirt cause I'm super happy about it all... So in other news, today my mother ran over my foot with the car, cause she assumed I was already inside. I'm fine though, I think even if I did get injured, I wouldn't care. For I saw MSI, and MSI saw Me! I am a little sad I'm no longer with them though :'( But the memories shall last a lifetime. Hope you all had a good weekend. Love you, in a really non stalkerish way.