What a Load of Meh

How to describe my day in one word? Hmm...MEH! Seriously it was so full of emotions I don't know where I stand. Let's just go through it step by step.

So it started off like every other day, getting woken up at 6:30 but not actually leaving the snuggley warmth of my bed til about 7, rushing to get the half past bus. Today I missed it got a lift from my mum. Went to the shop where my wonderful sister Hal bought me a coke, saw Kez, spoke with Kez while she waited for her taxi, and she gave me a cupckake! It was delicious, THANK YOU KEZIA! Then I sat in the common room for half an hourish talking to Jassums, Lish and the triplets. So overall that was a meh.

Next up, private study with Lish and Jassums. I like a good little muffin did some revision for a biology test on mitosis, so obviously I watched a song explaining it all about 5 times. "Prophase, prometaphase, metaphase, anaphase, and telophase." Stuck in my head for LIFE. Then Jass and I had to leave Lish to go see CHAMPS. He is our media teacher and we were talking to him about our blott rubbers, cause I'm getting everyone obsessed! Other parts of that lesson are a blur, so lets head on over to Break. So break time, people gave me christmas cards and I even got a present from Connor, everyone else's card from him had a smiley face...WHERE THE FUCK WAS MINE CONNOR!!!??? I opened my present cause "I gots to know" and for the rest of he day Momo called me a disgrace. So overall that was meh. (sensing the pattern, no well don't worry cause it's all about to change.)

MORE PRIVATE STUDY YAY! She says sarcastically. However I did have more Lish, Aims, Clive and Kez, but Kez was all the way over there *makes hand gesture*. In classic private study with the blog friends we spent most of the time on our blogs, I did work as well don't worry your pretty little head about it, and Clive decided to write a blog about her crush's and spoke briefly about who she likes now...OOOOH. I have never seen the guy and probably have no idea who he is but I shall still annoy her about it in anyway possible. She also asked me who I liked and for some reason I whispered into her cheek that I was never going to make the reveal. We also said how Lish was pushy in the case of she has to know who people like and it lead to my second favourite quote of the day "She's also pully" True Genius. That  my friends was a good part of my day.

Then it was conference. woo. The most exciting hour of my life. We did a Christmas quiz which and nothing to do with Christmas and they forced me to look at the faces of UGH, Twerkenstein, and Twig Bitch. Not good. And I needed to pee the entire time! Our team didn't win but we all still got a lollipop so really it was pointless. However I did enjoy the video of a modern nativity where the three wise men followed the star on twitter (laughs to self) So Conference overall was a massive MEH.

After was lunch which left me in a bit of a low mood. First no-one accepted my tissue paper origami, then we got into a conversation which has been playing with my mind ever since. Basically Amy saw someone and it got Siobhan, Jessie and I talking about a recent event which I already said on here was not one I want to relive even though I have the stupid fucking scar. Man I regret that. But anyway...Jessie made a point which I really hope isn't true, but it was one of those things that eat at your brain going "What if?" "What if?" Which has really bummed me out. 

Then I had biology where I was bullied about Jessie's friend sending me random messages on facebook, then I had a fricken test! Think it went ok, but I didn't read a question properly, cause my head wasn't in it from what happened at lunch. However Biology brought me my favourite quote of the day coming from Emily, saying "What would you do if you found out I was a transvestite?" I love Em's random questions. So overall that turns out to be another Meh. 

I'm still really apbfisjbhhggaW about this whole thing from lunch though, I feel like I should just talk about it, but I think if it was true, it wouldn't be admitted, so I'm stuck. Worrying constantly. But I'll get by. 

See you in the 'morrow! I guess. 

Socialising in the Wild

So I wrote this out yesterday thinking I was going to post it on that day, but if you read my blog yesterday you will know that I didn't cause I wanted to use pictures that my friends had but I couldn't cause I couldn't get them yaddayaddayadda... So I have to options, spend the next however long it will take to read through the post and change everything to make logical sense or be lazy and write out a paragraph to tell you to pretend you are reading this as if it was posted yesterday. Well I'm going for the lazy option. Enjoy!

"Today, today was good. Great even. For I actually had a social life outside of school! So yesterday afternoonish Clive told me  she was going to the city with Lish and I said I might go depending on my mood in the morning and I actually went! Glad I did too. Want to know why? I know you don't but I'm going to say anyway.

First we went to Burger King to see the Burger Queen Amy, she served us! It was adorable. Then we established that Lish was cute, Claire was awkward and I was sexy, cause I was being all seductive when drinking. Then I saw Scott who I haven't seen since July and it was weird. After

 
that Lish was a hostage in the post office. We went to Primark and saw 3 people I knew first James who works there and was handing out sweets to people waiting in the ridiculously long queues which we stood in cause I bought me a joomper, where we were served by Jamie. But whilst in the queue we saw Jassums with her mum, it was so weird. Next we went to Chaplefeld, and went in BLOTT! Who doesn't love Blott, I do! I got me some rubbers, Claire got me some rubbers Claire got Claire so rubbers, Claire got Lish some rubbers and Lish got Lish some rubbers. So we all got some rubbers. Look at the ones I got.

Aren't they so adorable. Seriously when I was looking at them I started talking in squeals of random syllables rather than actual words. But look at them how could you not. I bought three and I got four stamps for them cause the lady who served me was just so cute, she was like my best friend. We were talking about how the blue and red hedgehogs reminded her of Sonic and Knuckles, she was pretty cool.  We even discovered you can take them apart so obviously we switched the heads to create new adorable creatures. These were my creations

  

The Koaceros and the Rhinola. SO DAMN CUTE!

Next was Superdrug where me and Clive bought the biggest tube of smarties and I was so excited, we went up to the food court to eat them thinking they were loose inside, but they were just smaller packets, which was convenient but less fun. Then we just took pictures. After chaplefield was Savers where I almost walked into specsavers cause I read the savers part and thought Yep we're here! Well done Elli. And in Savers we saw Emma! 

Then we got on the bus

fell off the chair and just sat on the floor like a weirdo and we took some more pictures. Saw Carig and laughed about how people in HMV wouldn't sell him a DVD cause they thought he was 14. Then I went home." 


In other news painted my nails. They have died by the time I took a picture, and I managed to get it all over my fingers, my dress and even in my hair! So that was my day. You? You wont answer but I'm being polite.

See you in the 'morrow!

The World of Harry Potter

There are two reasons for this post, one being the usual reason I have nothing else to blog about, and two I do like Harry Potter World so answering questions related to it is right up my street. So enjoy reading about my thoughts on HARRY POTTER. Ok I lied. Originally I was going to post this on a day I have nothing to blog about, but the truth is I have something to blog about, but in order to blog about it I need pictures from others and they have not placed them on facebook, so I am going to post my post for today tomorrow. Which will be confusing but don't blame me blame Lish and Clive. Anywho...Harry Potter.

Favourite Book? Cannot remember the books, but I think enjoyed Deathly Hallows the most.

Favourite Film? Prisoner of Azkaban 

Least Favourite Book? Umm...Probably the Order of the Phoenix 

Least Favourite Film? (Yeah I added a question, problem?) Half Blood Prince.

Parts that made you cry? Tonks and Lupin lying dead with their hands almost touching :'(

If you could hook up with any HP character who would it be? Ron, Fred or George. I look like I have a thing for gingers now.

Favourite character? Luna Lovegood

What would your Patronus be? A cute liddle kitty.

If you could have the Resurrection Stone, Invisibility Cloak or the Elder Wand which one would you choose? Invisibility Cloak

What House would you be in? Ravenclaw

IF you could meet any member of the cast who would it be? Alan Rickman 

Have you played any of the video games? Nupe

IF you were on the Quidditch team which position would you play? Beater

Were you happy with the ending? Kind of. They killed some of my favourite characters, and I believe Bellatrix should have been killed by Neville because I believe it would have worked better for the plot.

How much does Harry Potter mean to you? Well I am not utterly obsessed with it, but I do love the films and it has been a big thing as I have been brought up with it.

That's that then. Sorry if it was not interesting but I am not that interesting anyway. 

See you in the 'morrow!

The Cover Up

Before I get started on talking about my day I would like to say a few things. So here goes. 1) WHAT THE FUCK? I have 569 pageviews (haha 69) in less than a month. That's insane. These posts aren't even good. 2) Sorry about the last two days being tag thinggy magiggys but it was either that or I post nothing, and I vowed to post something every day. and 3)I don't really have a 3 so make something up.

On to the day. I started off having a lay in which was so needed, then got ready and headed to 6th form. I had double Media Studies  with my Jassums, where I pretty much ate Terry's Chocolate orange segments that Maddy got me for Christmas. IT WAS TCO DON'T JUDGE ME. We found these pictures that Jessie and I took from the previous media lesson so I  would like to share them with you now.

 
 Aren't they fabulous? Then I had lunch where I took a lot of random photos of our friends, and I finally got Maddy in some! After lunch was an hour of psychology where we did tasks relating to attachment, but the only thing I did was make snails and moustaches out of blue tack. I mean how cool is this blue tack moustache? Literally all I remember.
After this I spent an hour with Clive, Aims and Emily and we spoke about some random things, and just looked at pictures. It was quite a quiet afternoon. Oops Sorry got distracted by Sherlock there, not that you actually noticed. Why did I mention it? Just realised today was pretty boring so I apologise. And I'm now going to cover it up with pictures. That is why this post is called the cover up. I laugh at all of you who thought this would be about something serious. 

 

 

 

 


 See you in the 'morrow!

Answer a Bunch of Questions Tag

Steal ideas from friends time again as I have no idea what to write about. So Lish stole a tag about answering 100 questions and thought that would be interesting. However reading through them a lot do not apply to me as I can't drive or have never been to certain places, so answering them seems ridiculous so I'm going to call it, answer a bunch of questions tag!But I will keep the question number to confuse your minds.

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

I end up tucking myself in cause it's more snug.

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

Of Course! Who doesn't?

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

A big Bear cause I can at least try to cuddle it.

8:Do you have freckles?

I have seasonal freckles. They tend to disappear around winter.

9:Do you always smile for pictures?

I tend to pull derp faces.

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

Text Talk

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

No but now I'm going to.

14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

Yes. Cause getting your groove on is fun.

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

YES. Pencils taste so good, and pens cause I don't have a pencil.

16:How many people have you slept with this week?

Tonnes cause I'm such a whore. I joke I haven't slept with anyone, this week ;)

17:What size is your bed?

Well if I had a double bed I would not be able to get in my room.

18:What is your Song of the week?

Girl all the bad guys want- Bowling for Soup.

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Yes cause then they look fabulous

20:Do you still watch cartoons?

My life would mean nothing without Adventure Time.

21:What's your least favourite movie?

UGH I can't name just one. Twilight Saga?

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

I would probably stuff it into teddy bears.

23:What do you drink with dinner?

Whatever drink is available 

25:What is your favourite food?

Chicago Town Pizza.

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Frankenweenie, Corpse Bride, The Boat that Rocked, Kick-Ass and Kick-Ass 2, Monsters Inc, the Toy Story Trilogy, Tangled, The Little Mermaid, Pitch Perfect, Love Actually, shall I go on?

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?

It was either George Pigott or Jessie Gordon. I can't remember :/

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Crumpets

36:What is your usual bedtime?

Anywhere between 9 and 1

37:Are you lazy?

Is an orange, orange?

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

A Witch. I'm so original

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Ox

40:How many languages can you speak?

Mainly English, but I can speak a few words of Russian, Japanese, French and German.

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

LEGO!

43:Are you stubborn?

Most definitely 

45:Ever watch soap operas?

Yes. I get so into the story lines I think it bugs my friends.

46:Are you afraid of heights?

Yeah.

47:Do you sing in the car?

Not properly singing but I lip sync.

48:Do you sing in the shower?

Yes.

49:Do you dance in the car?

Depends on the song.

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yes but that is what makes them watchable 

53:Is Christmas stressful?

Yes.

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

A teacher

57:Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

I'm getting one now ;)

62:What do you wear to bed?

Pyjamas?

63:First concert?

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE GOT A SIGNED SHIRT

64: ASDA, Tesco or Sainsburys?

Tesco

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Nothing too businessy, no idea why?

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Yes and the fact that I'm crying makes me laugh so I cry more.

74:Own any record albums?

No wish I did.

75:Own a record player?

Again no but I want to

76:Regularly burn incense?

My mum does sometimes and I love them

77:Ever been in love?

Not really.

78:Who would you like to see in concert?

Fall Out Boy 

79:What was the last concert you saw?

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE THE LEAD SINGER HIGH FIVED ME!

80:Hot tea or cold tea?

What messed up question is this. Hot Tea cause I'm a Hottie. HAHAHA

81:Tea or coffee?

Tea

83:Can you swim well?

Well I don't drown

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes

85:Are you patient?

EEEEH. Really depends on what I have to be patient for.

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?

Band

88:Ever have plastic surgery?

Never.

90:Can you knit or crochet?

I Learned to knit once.

91:Best room for a fireplace?

Bathroom. Room catches fire use the shower to put it out.

92:Do you want to get married?

Yeah, but I don't want a fancy wedding or anything.

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

Not really

96:Do you have kids?

Yes. Don't I Clive? 

97:Do you want kids?

I would like a boy and a girl. Preferably the boy first so he can be all protective of his little sister.

98:Whats your favorite color?

Blue

99:Do you miss anyone right now? 

I miss everyone right now. Ok not everyone, but most people.

100: Something that happened to you in middle school
I really don't like talking about Middle School. 

So  that was a bunch of questions. Sorry about not answering them all but it would have just got boring. However that probably was so boring that you are not even reading this bit so I can say whatever I want. DICK WHISTLE. Hopefully fun things happen to me tomorrow so I can blog properly. But until then DEAL WITH IT.
See you in the 'morrow!

Me in a 25 Fact Nutshell

I'm seriously running out of ideas for blogs, so it's COPY IDEAS OFF FRIENDS TIME. And today I am copying a blog post made by lish, which was 25 facts about me. However I'm not too sure I'll make it to 25, but I'll give it my best shot so that we can feel a little closer together. Yes that was meant to sound creepy.

1) My real name is Elinore, but I hate it, cause I don't think it suits my personality.
2) I hate the number 2, no idea why, it just really bugs me, I hate 12 because of it, and don't get me started on the number 22.
3) Friends mean more to me than anything. If someone hurts them, they are getting either physically hurt, or I just imagine hurting them.
4) My favourite colour is Blue (But you mainly write in orange, cause orange I feel is underused) 
5) I get really OCD about the order of colours.
6) I love Tim Burton Films. Mainly Edward Scissorhands. 
7) I get really frustrated about American pronunciation of words
8) This picture makes me laugh every time I see it.

9) I'm ashamed to say I love the film Pitch Perfect.
10) I become obsessed with things to easily. Most recently these little rubbers from Blott I have mentioned before.
11) I have become addicted to blogging.
12) I spend everyday worrying about my mum cause she has Huntington's Disease.
13) I love singing, and have been told I'm good at it, so hopefully it isn't annoying. However it probably still is.
14) I was born on April 14. That's why it's number 14. Eh? Eh? Do you like what I did there?
15) I used to constantly seek approval from "friends"
16) Because of 15) I never like to remember middle school cause I was such an awful person. This kind of transfers into the beginning of high school. Only really got better last year.
17) For some unknown reason this is my favourite number. 
18)  I like cuddling people. Especially long hugs when you just lay there snuggling.
19) I have been a vegetarian for 6 years, cause I realised how cruel it was to animals, now it is all I believe it is wrong to kill something that cannot have a say. Please don't complain, cause I wont complain at you for eating meat.
20) I hate how people use #'s on Twitter.
21) When I was a kid I was obsessed with my Bob the Builder helmet and would not go anywhere without it.
22) I am getting more and more unsure of what I want to do with my life.
23) I AM TERRIFIED OF NEEDLES. I seriously hate injections, and it is all my sisters fault.
24) I love Terry's Chocolate Oranges. 
25) Oh and I'm Sexy. (Clive told me to say this)

I did it, I did it, I did it, YAY! A little bit of Dora the Explorer there. I never thought I'd make it to 25 but I did. In all honesty it took me more than one attempt. I got to about 13 and had to take a break for a few days. Not that you need to know this but this was pre-written for a day when I have nothing to post, cause I was scared if I waited it would take too long to write and think of 25 facts and it would probably go over to the next day and I'll be all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But yeah, now  you know a little bit more about me, not that you really care. 
See you in the 'morrow!

Adverts, Songs and Bull Sperm?

What time is it? Blog Time! I'm going to start my blog off a little differently. How? With a fun fact.
Bull sperm is worth more than gold. A little something I learned in biology today. Emily and I had fun talking about how to show your girlfriend how much she means to you, buy her bull sperm. Our teacher 'Quackers' also told us that there is a job where you wank off a bull. She didn't use that exact term. But yeah, aren't you glad you started reading my blog. 

Fun fact number two: for the first 14 days of pregnancy all embryos are female. SO WE ARE SUPERIOR! Man I love biology. 

NOW onto lunchtime, I listened to xmas songs, ate smarties and skittles. Then my friends and I got into a deep discussion about the skittles advert. You know the one with the guy who can't touch anything without it turning into skittles. We said things like: If he touches a skittle, does it make smaller skittles? He mentions not being able to hold his baby, how did he conceive said baby without touching things? To which Lish responded with he could have masturbated and donated sperm, to which I said what ever he touches turns to Skittles, imagine how that plays out. Then we got into a discussion of whether the skittles magic worked if he touched himself. After this we realised why are we talking about this it is a friggen advert.

Next was double psychology, with Clive, Clark, and Momo We went into E10 where we got magic stars and a maoam. But psychololololology, we had to watch adverts and tally up the amount of time men and women we used, which I could not focus on cause they showed some cool adverts of games I played as a kid, and this doll called Amazing Amy, and I kept thinking about Aims cause she is Amy and is amazing. And then there was this advert for an album of the worst songs ever and I loved them all. This somehow was followed by people calling me childish. And Momo saying I was Artificial? 

Anywho, my final partish of the day. The late bus! It was a really calm trip as I think everyone was tired, so we all listened to music. But Clive and I took it to another level, cause we decided to serenade each other from across the aisle? I don't know what to call the placement. But it was funny cause she kept choosing songs that had dirty meanings to them, and I struggled to find songs that were about love and stuff. but I found some. Like, Ultraviolet, Are you going to be my girl, and I bet that you look good on the dance floor. I can't remember many of hers but Girl all the bad guys want seemed pretty funny. 

So that was my day! It was fun. Yeah so...Yeah. I just realised there was a lot about adverts. Maybe that should be in the title. Cause I always write the title after the post so I could relate it more to what I have written instead of trying to relate the blog to the title. Not that you need to know that.
See you in the 'morrow!